The Random Thought Megathread

[Winslow]

Antisocial knock-knock joke:

"Knock Knock."

" . . . "

 

[PillO]

If Clapton is too stoned the conversation might go like this:

Knock knock

Who is it?

It's the police.

Who?

It's the police. Open up or we'll break the door down.

The police aren't here, man.

The police must be with Dave.

 

[notJaco]

I was thinking that Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of coke out the window...

Knock knock

Who is it?

It's the police.

What do you want?

We just want to talk.

How many of you are there?

There's four of us.

You can talk to each other!

Too soon

 

[Fat Freddy]

Too soon

It's never too soon.....

 

[Fat Freddy]

 

[mrjim123]

Four strings, three heads, twenty seven lives, one beast of a bass.

 

[notJaco]

Trido?

 

[5StringBlues]

What's the difference between a baby and a bag of coke?

 

[notJaco]

Did you know that Eric Clapton spelled backward is notpalC cirE?
Just a coincidence?

 

[Son of Wobble]

Did you know that Eric Clapton spelled backward is notpalC cirE?
Just a coincidence?

Hey, my cousin's name is Eric, what a crazy small world!!!!!

 

[mrjim123]

Did you know that Eric Clapton spelled backward is notpalC cirE?
Just a coincidence?

That's weird, because my name is spelled the same regardless of which direction I'm facing!

 

[notJaco]

Ever since the 'cheese pimp' went satanic, weird stuff has been going on in this thread...and now he's back.
OR IS HE?

 

[Son of Wobble]

Ever since the 'cheese pimp' went satanic, weird stuff has been going on in this thread...and now he's back.
OR IS HE?

Please, no more cheese puns. I camembert it

 

[5StringBlues]

 

[mrjim123]

Ever since the 'cheese pimp' went satanic, weird stuff has been going on in this thread...and now he's back.
OR IS HE?

"And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light." - 2 Corinthians 11: 14

 

[Fat Freddy]

"And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light." - Corinthians 14

Or a West Indian fast bowler.....

 

[5StringBlues]

 

[notJaco]

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Shhhhhhhhh...there he is
The hound from hell

 

[5StringBlues]

Woof!

 

[notJaco]

Please, no more cheese puns. I camembert it

I know you are.