The Random Thought Megathread

[notJaco]

Prove it.

What gives? Did you have an exorcism?

 

[notJaco]

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Reminds me of someone I used to work with. He, too, wore a white shirt.

 

[notJaco]

do my eyes look open ??????


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Now there is a guy that does not need the trappings of a 'relicked' instrument. Right off the shelf at Woolworth's.

 

[Son of Wobble]

Reminds me of someone I used to work with. He, too, wore a white shirt.

YOU MUST MEAN STEVE JOBS. HE WAS FAMOUS FOR ONLY WEARING WHITE SHIRTS! SAID IT STREAMLINED HIS DAY.

 

[notJaco]

YOU MUST MEAN STEVE JOBS. HE WAS FAMOUS FOR ONLY WEARING WHITE SHIRTS! SAID IT STREAMLINED HIS DAY.

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HEY! easy on the CAPS. My wife is sleeping.

 

[Son of Wobble]

Now there is a guy that does not need the trappings of a 'relicked' instrument. Right off the shelf at Woolworth's.

THAT'S BLIND WILLIE TELL. ONE OF THE BLUES GREATS. BORN WITHOUT EYES. BUT CAN PLAY A GUITAR LIKE RINGING A STATIONARY STORE TO SEE IF THEY HAVE ANY HELLO KITTY BINDERS.

 

[Son of Wobble]

"Yes, we sure do. Open till five today!"

 

[notJaco]

Wish I would have had money to send my cats to school...damn music.

 

[5StringBlues]

What gives? Did you have an exorcism?

 

[notJaco]

THAT'S BLIND WILLIE TELL. ONE OF THE BLUES GREATS. BORN WITHOUT EYES. BUT CAN PLAY A GUITAR LIKE RINGING A STATIONARY STORE TO SEE IF THEY HAVE ANY HELLO KITTY BINDERS.

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I don't quite understand the reasoning for mounting a microphone on the head stock of your guitar but I'll have to try it. Gotta keep up.

 

[notJaco]

@Son of Wobble ...it's finally Friday

 

[5StringBlues]

do my eyes look open ??????


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[PillO]

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What's the difference between a baby and a bag of coke?

 

[Fat Freddy]

I had a white shirt once....It was blue though.....

 

[shadowtippy]

I had a white shirt once....It was blue though.....

You should have done something to cheer it up.

 

[mrjim123]

What's the difference between a baby and a bag of coke?

When the cops knock on your door you don't flush the baby down the toilet.

 

[mrjim123]

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[PillO]

When the cops knock on your door you don't flush the baby down the toilet.

I was thinking that Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of coke out the window...

Knock knock

Who is it?

It's the police.

What do you want?

We just want to talk.

How many of you are there?

There's four of us.

You can talk to each other!

 

[mrjim123]

If Clapton is too stoned the conversation might go like this:

Knock knock

Who is it?

It's the police.

Who?

It's the police. Open up or we'll break the door down.

The police aren't here, man.

 

[PillO]

Libertarian Knock knock joke....

Libertarian 1 - Knock knock...
Libertarian 2 - Got a warrant?