The Random Thought Megathread

[mrjim123]

My epitaph - "I demand a do-over."

 

[charlie monroe]

What a lovely, lovely way to say you love us!

 

[Son of Wobble]

 

[notJaco]

View attachment 3919940 This is my leg! (Tee Hee)

You should really get that looked at.

 

[charlie monroe]

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I didn't know you used to hang out with Lily Tomlin!

 

[mrjim123]

View attachment 3919940 This is my leg! (Tee Hee)

According to my Big Book of Taxonomy, the square leg classifies you as a member of the species Homo Rectangulus.

 

[mrjim123]

Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, nuns gotta pommel horse.

 

[Fat Freddy]

According to the book Cricketus Brittanicus.....Square leg is an entirely different thingy....

 

[mrjim123]

*sw

According to the book Cricketus Brittanicus.....Square leg is an entirely different thingy....

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Looks suspiciously like a map of the universe 2 milliseconds after the Big Bang.

 

[D M C]

According to the book Cricketus Brittanicus.....Square leg is an entirely different thingy....

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I think my leg is fine!

 

[D M C]

I don't need all caps when I have an exclamation point right here!!!!!!!

 

[D M C]

Did I stutter!!!!

 

[FilterFunk]

I keep seeing these promos for a TV show called "Yellowstone." All this beautiful, wide-open country...and everybody in the promos is either sad, angry or violent. Are any of the characters on this show ever happy?

 

[5StringBlues]

Heeere comes Mr. Bill's doooog!

 

[mrjim123]

^ Shape shifter, no good drifter.

 

[5StringBlues]

^ wrong thread drunky

 

[mrjim123]

^ wrong thread drunky

Weeeeel ...................... hic .......F*! BWAAAARP!

 

[Fat Freddy]

I think my leg is fine!

A bit red maybe?....

 

[5StringBlues]

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Watermelon is good.

Cut it up, then went to have a few pieces and ate half the melon.

Time to cut the other half.