He wishes he looked so good.
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One damn fine song:
My grandad drowned in an open vat of Single Malt.....Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning
Cinder blocks float.....Honest.....This reminds me of a real-life tale told here on TB by a guy who lifted a cinder block over his head, only to have it crumble in two, one half falling into his face, the other smashing his foot.
Sadly, no photographic documentation....
Cinder blocks float.....Honest.....
My grandad drowned in an open vat of Single Malt.....
Took him two hours to die.....I have drowned my sorrows in a bottle.
haven't tried a whole vat yet.
Well, on your recommendation I'll tie a couple around my ankles. Cheers!



And he had been rescued three times.Took him two hours to die.....
Close but no cigar...And he had been rescued three times.
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