The Random Thought Megathread

[notJaco]

Adolescent. Heh.

Is your avatar a graft between Oprah and Simon Cowell? ...not how I pictured you.

 

[5StringBlues]

Is your avatar a graft between Oprah and Simon Cowell? ...not how I pictured you.

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[notJaco]

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[5StringBlues]

 

[Winslow]

She's like a Rambo

Noisy gals are the best.

 

[notJaco]

Noisy gals are the best.

And as the saying goes:

 

[5StringBlues]

I love rediscovering songs from when I was very young that I have forgotten about. Heard this over the weekend.

 

[Son of Wobble]

And as the saying goes:
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so true, truth teller

 

[Son of Wobble]

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[Son of Wobble]

 

[5StringBlues]

Hi boys and girls, I'm jimmy carl black and I'm the Indian of the group!

so true, truth teller


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[Son of Wobble]

what a lovely way of saying how much you love me

 

[mrjim123]

Why the heck do we drug test a janitor? What's he gonna do, drop the mop?

 

[mrjim123]

Hi boys and girls, I'm jimmy carl black and I'm the Indian of the group!

Go back and try harder!

 

[SamanthaCay]

@SamanthaCay if you want to circle your favorite programmes, I can have them cued on Tivo upon your return from work.

That's right, now that you have a job, you can afford to keep a boyfriend! And a musician is a great choice.
I can also cover the "avuncular" and "grandfatherly" roles. That's a triple keeper.

How much is the new job paying per annum, and what's your monthly nut in CO? Trying to compute my likely allowance.

Did I mention I'm a great little shopper?



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I'm married... I'm also Amish and a lesbian.

I am a married Amish lesbian, yup.

 

[5StringBlues]

Go back and try harder!

no

 

[Son of Wobble]

I'm married... I'm also Amish and a lesbian.

I am a married Amish lesbian, yup.

As this would effectively constitute a rerun of my third marriage, I, too, am out.

I would like to use you as a reference, however

 

[notJaco]

Why the heck do we drug test a janitor? What's he gonna do, drop the mop?

Maybe he can score the good stuff.

 

[Son of Wobble]

Maybe he can score the good stuff.

that was my thought, too: do spot checks to assure that janitor isn't slanging fentanyl. Quality matters!

 

[5StringBlues]

Why the heck do we drug test a janitor? What's he gonna do, drop the mop?

What if an applicant is female? Last thing you want is a high maintenance woman.






















































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