The sock thread

[Darth Handsome]

She's likes dirty English "men".

Fix'd.

 

[Tituscrow]

No Darth....I am your father.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Darth, set me up. I'm one of the good guys.

I'll see what I can do, but based on info provided here, she's somewhat partial to badassery.

 

[Darth Handsome]

No Darth....I am your father.

You must have had help coming up with this one....

 

[Tituscrow]

You must have had help coming up with this one....

From yo momma.

 

[Tituscrow]

I'll see what I can do, but based on info provided here, she's somewhat partial to badassery.

Badassery in hosiery, no less.

 

[Darth Handsome]

From yo momma.

Excellent. I concede.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Anyway, about your wife....

 

[Tituscrow]

Anyway, about your wife....

Which one?

 

[i_got_a_mohawk]

I can see the Daily Mail headline already... Teacher with Duncan Ferguson fetish in lingerie exposé

 

[tastybasslines]

I'll see what I can do, but based on info provided here, she's somewhat partial to badassery.

Then look no further!

Son! (gives hug)

 

[Darth Handsome]

Then look no further!

Son! (gives hug)

I need to borrow the car.

 

[elgecko]

Toe socks...the only ones you can wear with toe shoes!

 

[tastybasslines]

I need to borrow the car.

No.

And what's this green, pungent herb I found in your room?

 

[TBird1958]

For a show I prefer Leggs Suntan.

 

[Milk]

I don't really wear socks. Just very rarely. At home I never do. I often go out barefoot in my shoes. Any cheap black sock will do.