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The ultimate moral boosting list

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by f'nar f'nar, Dec 18, 2004.

  1. !!!!CALLING ALL MEMBERS OF THE TALKBASS FORUM WHO HATE THE PHRASE: Bass is much easier than guitar!!!!!

    I'm I am comprising a list of the best possible comebacks (serious and not so serious) to this pretentious prittle prattle! So Please, give me all youy suggestions so that we may drive this phrase out of the world forever!
  2. said individual: BASS IS EASIER THAN GUITAR

    recipient:Ya, ya, sure pal, look will you just give me my bigmac?
  3. jondog


    Mar 14, 2002
    NYC metro area
    Not as easy as your Mom.
  4. FenderHotRod


    Sep 1, 2004
  5. FenderHotRod


    Sep 1, 2004
    Yeah, maybe you know I've heard you play you should think about switching as well.
  6. Adam Barkley

    Adam Barkley Mayday!

    Aug 26, 2003
    Jackson, MS
    Morale -discipline and spirit of an army or other body of persons

    Moral -concerned with wrong and right conduct

    For a beginning musician, bass is easier than guitar.

  7. :meh: My bad....
  8. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    I usually throw oatmeal at them.
  9. thump326


    Apr 30, 2004
    I play drums, bass, and guitar. I learned them in that order. In my opinion, drums is the easiest to pick up, followed by bass, with guitar being the hardest to learn initially. But as to actually being creative and finding your own sound, guitar was the easiest, followed by bass, with drums being struggle.

    In short: Bass is easier to learn than guitar, but harder to master.
  10. Suckbird

    Suckbird Banned

    May 4, 2004
    Everything is easy.
  11. Woodchuck


    Apr 21, 2000
    Atlanta (Grant Park!)
    Gallien Krueger for the last 12 years!
    Bass is just a 4 string guitar.
    Yeah, and you're just a shaven ape, what's your point?

    That bass is so ugly, it stands out!
    I know, kinda like those rug burns on your mom's knees!
  12. "Guitar is better than Bass"
    -Yeah but mine will always be longer than yours.

    "Bass is easier than Guitar"
    -Then you must have played bass. But I don't see you playing bass now. Was it to hard for you?
  13. Yeah, but guitar don't make the girls shake their asses.
  14. I see a bit of JIVE in that statement

    Uh hem - don't forget piano thump as that also comes in the rhythm section
  15. Rich600


    Nov 22, 2004
    HAHAHAHA thats some of the best answer ive ever heard, woodchucks prolly the best.
  16. jive1

    jive1 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member Commercial User

    Jan 16, 2003
    Owner/Retailer: Jive Sound


    dumb guy: Bass is easier than guitar.............

    me: Shut up, who cares? Check out what I can make that fine lady's booty do
  17. dumb guy: "bass is easier than guitar"

    me: "you stink"
  18. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA

    These are the replies I usually go for.


    The sooner you realize that, the sooner you will realize that some jerkass coming up to you saying whatever doesn't matter. It will help you mature as a musician.
  19. lpdeluxe

    lpdeluxe Still rockin'

    Nov 22, 2004
    Deep E Texas
    (Handing him the bass) "Here, show me what you mean."
  20. RicPlaya


    Apr 22, 2003
    Whitmoretucky MI
    Bass is easier than guitar...

    It's the same thing dumbar$$e just without power chords and distortion!