The VS. Thread - Second Option

[4dog]

Dont drink but when i did it was whiskey

Whiskey v Milk

 

[ShredderMaximus]

Whiskey, obviously

New world monkeys vs old world monkeys

 

[P. Aaron]

New World Monkey Systems

Dingbat vs Baseball bat

 

[Michael Jewels]

Dingbat.

Here are two jokes to ponder over which is worse.

Mr. Hamburger was cheating on Mrs. Hamburger with Ms. Frenchfries. When Ms. Frenchfries demanded that Mr. Hamburger get a divorce, he replied, "To me, you're only something on the side."

versus

John dated two girls. He dated Ms. 16ohms for months, but got nowhere. When he started dating Ms. 2ohms, he found much less resistance.

Terrible, but original.

Mike

 

[P. Aaron]

Dingbat.

Here are two jokes to ponder over which is worse.

Mr. Hamburger was cheating on Mrs. Hamburger with Ms. Frenchfries. When Ms. Frenchfries demanded that Mr. Hamburger get a divorce, he replied, "To me, you're only something on the side."

versus

John dated two girls. He dated Ms. 16ohms for months, but got nowhere. When he started dating Ms. 2ohms, he found much less resistance.

Terrible, but original.

Mike

BURGERS

Bad 80's music vs bad 90's music

 

[colcifer]

80s. At least there'll be DX on it.

Bad 60s music v bad 70s music

 

[FilterFunk]

Bad '60s music. I grew up on '70s music, and, IMO, the best of it stands up to any decade, but the worst of it has an incredibly stinky cheese factor. Or did you mean which is worse?



'70s one-hit wonders vs. '80s one-hit wonders

 

[Mr L]

80s for sure

Hat backwards vs hat forwards

 

[colcifer]

Forwards.

Android v ios

 

[Astreaux]

IOS

iPad vs iPod

 

[colcifer]

iPad

Pipe organ v tonewheel organ

 

[Michael Jewels]

Pipe organ.

Veal scallopini
Versus
Linguine in white clam sauce?

Mike

 

[colcifer]

Never had either.

Midi v no midi

 

[pie_man_25]

midi, I find it's good for QUICKLY making simple demos for the rest of the band to follow along. especially for drums, which I can't really play very well at all.

tea v coffee

 

[Astreaux]

C_O_F_F_E_E

Black Coffee vs Coffee with cream

 

[punkjazzben]

Coffee with cream (I'm not American, so its milk in my case)

Cream

Vs.

Milk

 

[Mr L]

Nothing beats a tall glass of milk

Top bunk vs bottom bunk?

 

[4dog]

Top , your safer from boogeymen

Boogeymen v boogie man

 

[Michael Jewels]

Boogie Man.

One is just plain scary, the other is scary when he dances.

Wage garnishment:

Money is deducted from your paycheck
versus
Your paycheck is brought to you on a plate with parsley next to it.

Mike

 

[pie_man_25]

I'll take the parsley.

garnish preference - parsley or mint?