lol remembering my worst drummer story makes me laugh.
so i was buying a hotdog when the guy manning the stand asked me if i was in a band. he then proceeded to say that he saw me playing a gig once, etc. etc. me, being always happy to be recognized, chatted with him a bit and found out he was a drummer. we exchanged numbers parting with "i'll call you if we ever need a drummer."
3 weeks later i was out of my death metal band and looking to form a more mainstream metal outfit. i called the hotdog-stand guy and he said he is familiar with the material (slipknot, rammstein, lamb of god - stuff). i organized a band with a few i have worked with, and we were on our way.
come meeting day, we all met and the drummer was dressed like ... well he was dressed in a shirt 5 sizes bigger, and for some reason i ddnt notice it before but i realized he was a little shrimpy guy - 5"2' and probably weighing around 85 lbs - imagine a metal band with a guy who is lighter than 3 of my last ex gf's.
on we went to rehearsal, and holy mackerel, he cannot play anything at all! it was as if it was the first time he saw a drum kit and was overjoyed to hear guitars and bass along to the racket he is making. needless to say, we threw away our song list (the slipknot, the rammstein and the lamb of god), and asked him what songs he wanted to play. he requested for "All the Small Things" by Blink 182 ... so we tuned back our guitars to standard because well, we were there, we had nothing to do, might as well mess around. we figured the song out on the spot, our death metal singer also managed to sing in this high-pitched pop punk voice - he came there expecting to growl and scream and he ended up doing what he did - the expression on the singers face was really funny.
the drummer though couldnt tell when to hit the snare and bass drum... sometimes its the snare on 2 and 4, and the next 3 bars would have the snare on 1 and 3 - can you imagine what that sounds like?
the guitar player was so pissed he grabbed the sticks and told him to just do the standard rock beat where kick drum is on 1 and 3 and snare is on 2 and 4. needless to say, the drummer still did his random racket making, until the hour ended and we bolted out the rehearsal room as fast as we could.
for 2 weeks and a few random months after, the drummer guy kept texting me, saying he said the band is so good and that he has booked us gigs and why isnt there a schedule for another rehearsal. i think i said something about being busy lol
and oh, the drummer is called - Dix
that name has since become a legend, when we audition drummers, we basically say "i hope this one's not gonna 'dix' us around"
im thinking all of us who played long enough has to have a dix come in to our life lol