My money is on the worst thing ever being:
pushing too hard and prolapsing your anus.
Not speaking from experience, of course.
pushing too hard and prolapsing your anus.
Not speaking from experience, of course.
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The worst thing ever...
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Maybe it's just time to sleep a little.stephdawe04 said:
Or when it hurts so bad it feels like it's coming out sideways.Mon Rominee said:
"how about a courtesy flush over there..."
Tom Arnold MADE that scene.
"My God! What did you eat!?!?"
cue hot gogo dancer.
Tom Arnold MADE that scene.
"My God! What did you eat!?!?"
cue hot gogo dancer.
Still, the best quote from that scene is:
"Who does #2 work for?"
"That's right buddy, you show that turd who's boss!"
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"Who does #2 work for?"
"That's right buddy, you show that turd who's boss!"
[/highjacking]
I would say having the ice fall into your eye is just a little worse then what you said. Not only do not get to drink and you get a stained shirt but you get ice in your eye.
Coutts_is_god said:
Well it could be argued that having the ice fall into your eye is just a small part of the bigger picture of the incident. I'd rather have ice fall into my eye than a huge coke stain on my shirt that i have to walk around with the rest of the day...just trust me on this.
brad cook
Sonorous said:
thats simply not true... read and learn!
1) take bus ticket and fold it in half twice (1st from top to bottom 2nd from side to side)
2) rip the edge and SAVE IT... this is important... you MUST save the edge.. you will need it later...
3) unfold the ticket and put your finger through the hole you just made.
4) do it... use your finger...
5) with your free hand grep your finger under the bus ticket and clean it by moving ticket up...
6) you have better saved your edge peace because now you going to use it to clean your nail...
you are all done!
For extra amount i will post visual instructions
Have a nice day
Cheers
i think the worst thing ever is running out of tp in a public bathroom and reaching under the other stall and getting some cuz it was hanging down... and some1 being in that stall it happened to me today
Michael Jewels said:Toast falling on the floor buttered-side-down is much more traumatic.
Mike
And always when you drop something edible on the floor hair gets stuck on it. Always. Even if you drop your toast in a perfectly sanitized surgery room at least some hair will stick to it.
I can only imagine what it would feel like for people who drink whiskey with cooling rocks (don't know what they're called) in and they smash towards the teeth. Fortunately it's not drunk from very large glasses...
brush_ur_eyes said:i think the worst thing ever is running out of tp in a public bathroom and reaching under the other stall and getting some cuz it was hanging down... and some1 being in that stall it happened to me today
Look for instruction above...
Michael Jewels said:Toast falling on the floor buttered-side-down is much more traumatic.
Mike
Every time it falls butter up is a gift.
