The top part of Canadians' heads separate from the bottom part when they talk.
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Things Only Canadians Do...
- Thread starter ZenG
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The top part of Canadians' heads separate from the bottom part when they talk.
We built fighter jets that were so good the USA talked our leader into destroying them.
Selectively speaking.
They never find the hundreds of people who disappear in Alaska.
There was a contest years ago on the CBC to find a Canadian equivalent to "as American as apple pie".
The winner was "as Canadian as possible under the circumstances".
The winner was "as Canadian as possible under the circumstances".
A Canadian is an unarmed American with healthcare.
A Canadian can be mistaken for a very dull or dead American.
A Canadian can be mistaken for a very dull or dead American.
Give 'em a chance. They're tenacious and they're still out there lookin', and getting a nice tan while they're at it.
My mistake. I thought you were talking about the people that made Diefenbaker destroy the jets.
We only drive in the left lane, aka the passing lane, when we're... wait for it...
Passing.
Passing.
Have an absolutely irrational love for Tim Horton's crappy coffee.
