Things that are difficult to say.............

[Johnny Fila]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation

4. Cinnamon



THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity

2. Anti-constitutionalistically

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

4. Tran substantiate



THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. No thanks, I'm married.

2. Nope, no more booze for me!

3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.

5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.

7. I'm not interested in fighting you.

8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination.

I'd hate to look like a fool!

9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on

the side of the road.

10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

 

[Quadruple Jay]

4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.

That one rings eerily true for me...

 

[tplyons]

Well played.

 

[Nino Valenti]

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

2. Anti-constitutionalistically

I'm stone cold sober and I can't say say this!!! LOL

 

[BlackLake]

Cool thread.

don't forget sayings that make you sound drunk, when you're not...like:

Judicial System

 

[Bob Lee (QSC)]

Excellent!

I believe transsubstantiate is all one word, though.

 

[Marlat]

"Thank you Mr Moderator, I agree that I deserved that infraction."

 

[Figjam]

This thread reminded me of the fact that I find the word "brewery" very difficult to say, sober.

 

[TSanders]

Good thread.

 

[EricF]

Thanks for that laugh Many items in the last list are very familiar.

 

[Depth_Charge]

This thread reminded me of the fact that I find the word "brewery" very difficult to say, sober.

I doubt they were sober when they conceived the name for it

 

[Jiggybass]

Hahaha, that's great!

 

[wilser]

happy times!

 

[Johnny Fila]

me thinks that I have the most trouble with number 10

 

[playinpearls]

rural kills me...

 

[Relic]

"I DO" sucks when your plastered.

 

[Bob Lee (QSC)]

rural kills me...

How about "The Rural Juror"?

 

[jady]

1. Of course I will play all roots through the whole song.

2. What a smart guy that drummer was.

3. I think I am too loud.

4. Your right, a bass is just an easier to play guitar.

5. Open bar, no thanks, I have to play the rest of the gig.

 

[WickedPissah]

for me, everything is hard to say.

 

[Foxworthy925]

Haahahaha thanks for the laugh