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Things you shouldn't microwave.
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I can tell you what a microwave won't destroy:
Roaches.
No joke. I opened up the microwave one morning and there was a friggin roach in it. So I slammed the door, cranked the badboy on 2 minutes, and grabbed some coffee.
When I opened the door, the roach was crawling around like nothing happened.
Roaches.
No joke. I opened up the microwave one morning and there was a friggin roach in it. So I slammed the door, cranked the badboy on 2 minutes, and grabbed some coffee.
When I opened the door, the roach was crawling around like nothing happened.
Youve never heard that roaches can survive nuclear fallout? A microwave is nothing in comparison. The next species to inhabit the Earth after nuclear holocaust will be weird roach/people hybrids.
CDs, light bulbs and lit matches.
all very dangerous.
all very fun.
all very explosive.
I once wrote a college descriptive essay on what happens when you put a CD in the microwave...Apparently I was one of only two people who understood the assignment and it was handed out as an example...doesn't say much for my college.
I wish I could find it now
Obviously you haven't seen the Mythbusters episode where they dose roaches in nuclear radiations. Up to 100,000 rad, (10 times what is sure to kill a human) fruit flies outsurvived cockroaches.
Marshmallows. 
They explode.
Seriously, they explode and it takes a hell of a lot longer to clean it off the inside of the microwave than it did to make the marshmallow explode.
They explode. Seriously, they explode and it takes a hell of a lot longer to clean it off the inside of the microwave than it did to make the marshmallow explode.
