This Just In! Ex-Marine Kills Bear with Bare Hands!

[bassturtle]

And we should care.... why...?

We can read the News ourselves if we want you know...

Are you kidding me? This is off topic and a ton of the threads here are links to a newspaper article. You posted this in all of those too or just the ones you don't like?

 

[soulgeezer]

Let me guess, youse guys just kneecap the bears, give them concrete shoes and send them to sleep with the fishes... that's why the numbers are so low. The NJ Fish/Game Dept. doesn't know about the ones that are visiting Jimmy Hoffa...

Dude, Jimmy Hoffa is a bear...

Oh! Did I say that out loud?????

Now, the Teamster bears are going to be wandering all over Sussex County looking for Hoffa-bear!

CRAP! Where's my slug barrel????? QUICK!!!!!

 

[middy]

Why are people bagging on a guy for defending his kid, bear, human, lion, tiger, you go after my kid and you are dead unless you kill me first.

The argument that this is the bears territory is crap. Should bears be allowed to kill anyone who lives in the mountains? If I walk onto my nieghbors lawn and his dog kills me is it OK since it was his territory? If the bear attacked another wild animal and the other animal killed it there would be no issue, if humans are animals, what's the diff?

I was being sarcastic. Forgot the sarcasm tags.

 

[FL Knifemaker]

Bears kill with bear hands right?? I once killed a bear in my pajamas

 

[syciprider]

How did the bear get in your jammies?

 

[syciprider]

No wait. Don't answer that.

 

[FL Knifemaker]

How did the bear get in your jammies?

She wined me and dined me and told me she loved me

 

[Diggler]

That wasn't a bear. That was Ron Jeremy.

 

[FL Knifemaker]

That wasn't a bear. That was Ron Jeremy.

Or a giant hedgehog

 

[Aaron Saunders]

All bad, bad mental images.

 

[middy]

Bears kill with bear hands right?? I once killed a bear in my pajamas

How did the bear get in your jammies?

She wined me and dined me and told me she loved me

That wasn't a bear. That was Ron Jeremy.

LMAO!

 

[Bryan316]

Those four posts are signature-worthy!

 

[kserg]

buhahahaa

 

[labgnat]

This Just In! Ex-Marine Kills Bear with Bare Hands!

Shoot i'll kill a bear with my bare ass cheeks.

 

[syciprider]

Bwahahaha.

Labgnat : The man with asscheeks so large that they have their own gravity!

 

[jucas]

All the arguing in here lately...
OT is getting to be un-bear-able.

 

[syciprider]

These GRIZZLed vets like to bicker.

 

[Diggler]

Well, it's been bruin a long time. It's us ursa them.

 

[soulgeezer]

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We win!