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This may be random but why doesn't paul ever post?

Let me give you a little inside information about Paul. Paul likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for his own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' his sick, ******' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!
 
Then why did you lose the mod race;)
Because winning it would have given me too much responsibility with the site. C'mon, Admin AND Moderator? I don't have that kind of time. It was obvious I was going to crush Turner, so I instructed him to win. Unfortunately, his poor math skills led him to give himself more votes than we have members. Good help is hard to find.

paul
 

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