For a little over a week, I've been having chest pain on and off that has steadily gotten worse. I've been working a lot and fueling it with a tons of coffee. two pots a day. I thought that might be causing it so I stopped drinking coffee cold turkey. After three days with zero coffee, the pain didn't go away so I started to get worried. My hypochondria kicked in and I thought maybe it was a heart attack, hypertension, lung cancer, or something else.
I figured at my age, 50, I probably shouldn't take any chances so I went to the urgent care clinic and they rushed me in. I got an AKG, chest x-rays, blood tests, blood pressure check, blood oxygen levels, colesterol, the whole nine yards. It all came back that I'm above average healthy for my age.
Finally the doctor comes in and says "often times, excessive coffee drinking can cause heartburn in the esophagus behind the sternum." He gave me three Tums and in 5 minutes the pain was all gone.
So I just spent $200 on heartburn.
Sometimes I'm a real dip****.
I figured at my age, 50, I probably shouldn't take any chances so I went to the urgent care clinic and they rushed me in. I got an AKG, chest x-rays, blood tests, blood pressure check, blood oxygen levels, colesterol, the whole nine yards. It all came back that I'm above average healthy for my age.
Finally the doctor comes in and says "often times, excessive coffee drinking can cause heartburn in the esophagus behind the sternum." He gave me three Tums and in 5 minutes the pain was all gone.
So I just spent $200 on heartburn.

Sometimes I'm a real dip****.