I completely understand what you're saying. Mel's tone is nothing I would likely ever use, but I like it in some of their stuff. Most distortion I don't care for at all (Lemmy), realizing there is likely more of it than we notice in most recordings.
As for the droning 8th notes...so you don't like AC/DC.

Fortunately I never had to play any years ago when they were the thing. Not that some of it doesn't sound good, I just didn't want to waste my immense skill playing //////////////// for most of a song.
(OK, the
immense skill part was purely a literary flourish not tethered to reality.)