Time for change?

[SundanceChile]

RWP has become the pioneer for TB'ers everywhere. He has shown us the dawn of a new day in fresh produce. Thanks to his iconoclastic way of thinking, we are presented with chance for a change.


Melons, or Carrots.

VS.

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Let the battle begin!

 

[canopener]

No

 

[Dave]

I vote this little guy be the new 'G' rated mascot.

 

[SundanceChile]

No

Powerful opinion you hold there.

I vote this little guy be the new 'G' rated mascot.

Ehhhh. Got the point though.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Oh... I love the tradition of carrots and their versatility, while at the same time, I could play with a couple of nice melons all day. I say enjoy both and let there be peace and sunshine. Let all words spewing forth be bright and shiny like. Let my farts smell like a steak cooking on the bbq. Let my morning coffee-breath entice french kisses from beautiful young asian women. Let my beer gut be a conduit for discovering gold, or just horny desperate asian women. May my apathy and lack of motivation inspire others to hit that snooze button for a sixth time. Perhaps someday dogs and their best friends can sit down together share a beer and teach each other useful tips about the good life... Like who here doesn't want to learn how to lick their own genitalia? Perhaps one day my voice will be a welcome presence, and will automatically be perfectly harmonious with whatever song I'm playing on my bass. Maybe one day dogs and cats will hump each other as a friendly gesture or greeting and we may one day follow their example. I say let there be melons. Big juicy jigglacious oscilating responsive melons. I say let there be carrots and the value of tradition and ceremony be carried forth in a dignified way. I say let there be peace. LET THERE BE PEACE. For the love of all things soft and freshly shaved... LET THERE BE PEACE.















Or not.

 

[Chriss62]

Those are some big @$$ carrots!

 

[tr68gt]

Oh... I love the tradition of carrots and their versatility, while at the same time, I could play with a couple of nice melons all day. I say enjoy both and let there be peace and sunshine. Let all words spewing forth be bright and shiny like. Let my farts smell like a steak cooking on the bbq. Let my morning coffee-breath entice french kisses from beautiful young asian women. Let my beer gut be a conduit for discovering gold, or just horny desperate asian women. May my apathy and lack of motivation inspire others to hit that snooze button for a sixth time. Perhaps someday dogs and their best friends can sit down together share a beer and teach each other useful tips about the good life... Like who here doesn't want to learn how to lick their own genitalia? Perhaps one day my voice will be a welcome presence, and will automatically be perfectly harmonious with whatever song I'm playing on my bass. Maybe one day dogs and cats will hump each other as a friendly gesture or greeting and we may one day follow their example. I say let there be melons. Big juicy jigglacious oscilating responsive melons. I say let there be carrots and the value of tradition and ceremony be carried forth in a dignified way. I say let there be peace. LET THERE BE PEACE. For the love of all things soft and freshly shaved... LET THERE BE PEACE.















Or not.

Did you just declare your candidacy for President? Or am I reading too much into this?

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Did you just declare your candidacy for President? Or am I reading too much into this?

You're just observing the genius of idiocy. Come to think of it. I guess that could apply to the president.

 

[tr68gt]

You're just observing the genius of idiocy. Come to think of it. I guess that could apply to the president.

Point well made, and noted

 

[RWP]

This is to easy. Which would you choose?

EXHIBIT A:

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EXHIBIT B:

 

[MakiSupaStar]

This is to easy. Which would you choose?

EXHIBIT A:

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EXHIBIT B:

I would "prep" exhibit A (I'm assuming there's a picture of a carrot here - didn't show up on my screen) with exhibit B. That and a tub of crisco can lead to a lot of fun.

 

[RWP]

I would "prep" exhibit A with exhibit B. That and a tub of crisco can lead to a lot of fun.

NEVER USE CRISCO, I hear it's SHORTENING!

 

[MakiSupaStar]

NEVER USE CRISCO, I hear it's SHORTENING!

Sometimes it's necessary when there's a lot of "fat in the can".

 

[Baryonyx]

I will stand, forever proud, as the Indigo Potato

 

[Rakie]

Its close... but Carrots seem to make the cake.

While they're are some melon fans... i dont think the world of TB is ready for Carrots to die, i mean... Carrots.



CARROTS

 

[Phil Mastro]

I voted carrots, because TB without carrots would be like Santa Claus without elves. Or something like that.

However, I do believe in change, which is why I added Melons as one of the available choices in my latest poll.

 

[SundanceChile]

I voted carrots, because TB without carrots would be like Santa Claus without elves. Or something like that.

However, I do believe in change, which is why I added Melons as one of the available choices in my latest poll.

We don't have room for politicians in this thread.

...at least not yet.

 

[RWP]

OK melon lovers, time to VOTE! Remember a vote for melons lowers CO2 emissions, will lower taxes, feed the hungry, improve our nations education system, invoke a free national health care system and stop GLOBAL WARMING.
Do it for the children.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

So do carrots for that matter.

 

[RWP]

So do carrots for that matter.

No they don't.