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Time for change?

Carrots or Melons?

  • Total voters
    53
#23
Yes they do.

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:p
 
#29
FretlessFreak said:
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Edit: I think I'll be starting up a TB MelonCorps soon. We must ban together to fight the orange menace! PM me if interested so I can start up numbers.

P.S. You forgot that melons can cure Cancer AND keep Chuck Norris away. ;)
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I like melons too. I was just arguing for the sake of arguing. You know, kind of like Brucey... LOL.
 
#30
MakiSupaStar said:
I like melons too. I was just arguing for the sake of arguing. You know, kind of like Brucey... LOL.
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I know it will be difficult to give up carrots. We have all become accustom to having carrots when ever we want. Living a carrot neutral lifestyle will be difficult, so I propose a carrot offset policy where we can buy carrot credits to lower our carrot footprint. You can still have your carrots, but at a cost based on your requirements. Lowering the pollution carrots cause will take time. A life style change is never easy.

It's NOT to late to vote melons. Each melon vote takes us closer to a carrot free environment.
 
#34
RWP said:
I know it will be difficult to give up carrots. We have all become accustom to having carrots when ever we want. Living a carrot neutral lifestyle will be difficult, so I propose a carrot offset policy where we can buy carrot credits to lower our carrot footprint. You can still have your carrots, but at a cost based on your requirements. Lowering the pollution carrots cause will take time. A life style change is never easy.

It's NOT to late to vote melons. Each melon vote takes us closer to a carrot free environment.
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Although I recognize the genius of this post, it is hauntingly similar to a SoulGeezer line of logic. You better go lay down. You might not be right in the head. ;)
 
#38
MakiSupaStar said:
Although I recognize the genius of this post, it is hauntingly similar to a SoulGeezer line of logic. You better go lay down. You might not be right in the head. ;)
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Yes, I have begun accepting disciples. All that's required is that one give up all worldly possessions (to me, of course), eliminate their carrot footprint by buying carrot offsets (while increasing their actual carrot use exponentially), and - oh, did I mention? - sending me the money for the carrot offsets (yes, I own and operate the carrot offset industry from my orange tower at the summit of Mount Carrot Top).

Melons? They're very nice (in fact, my wife has a GREAT pair, but she'd never forgive me if I gave up my carrot). They just don't possess the power of the almighty carrot! ;)
 
#39
soulgeezer said:
Yes, I have begun accepting disciples. All that's required is that one give up all worldly possessions (to me, of course), eliminate their carrot footprint by buying carrot offsets (while increasing their actual carrot use exponentially), and - oh, did I mention? - sending me the money for the carrot offsets (yes, I own and operate the carrot offset industry from my orange tower at the summit of Mount Carrot Top).

Melons? They're very nice (in fact, my wife has a GREAT pair, but she'd never forgive me if I gave up my carrot). They just don't possess the power of the almighty carrot! ;)
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LOL. She doesn't exist without pics. ;)
 

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