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tips on drinking?
- Thread starter Soverntear
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some of this is bound to end up on tfln... and when it does, I will share it with my co-workers, and laugh hysterically.
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Seriously, just have fun dude. Let yourself have fun and have a good time. Don't worry about drinking a little more than usual.
Oh, and pics, or it didn't happen, and your just trying alcohol for the first time.
Seriously, just have fun dude. Let yourself have fun and have a good time. Don't worry about drinking a little more than usual.
Oh, and pics, or it didn't happen, and your just trying alcohol for the first time.
Here's an outline of my usual night out. Feel free to use what you want.
-Shower
-Wear a shirt that looks good, but you won't mind losing.
-Make sure the cell phone is fully charged. You WILL need it.
-Meet friends.
-Eat
-Leave all dignity and regret at home. It'll just get in your way. Bring your camera, though.
-If someone offers you a shot or drink say Please and Thank You. But don't buy them one.
-Drink.
-If you think a girl is outdrinking you wait 30 minutes. She'll do something stupid.
-Drink
-If she looks good...tap it.
-Slay some shots
-If she still looks ugly...drink more then tap it.
-NEVER LET GO OF YOUR CELL PHONE!
-Consume 1 WATER with every drink or shot.
-Don't play the Punching bag game. You'll look like a Doucher.
-Drink until last call, then find something to crawl into bed with. (pillow, teddy bear, woman, etc).
-If you're drunk, please, do not drive home.
-Wake up and hate life.
-Shower
-Wear a shirt that looks good, but you won't mind losing.
-Make sure the cell phone is fully charged. You WILL need it.
-Meet friends.
-Eat
-Leave all dignity and regret at home. It'll just get in your way. Bring your camera, though.
-If someone offers you a shot or drink say Please and Thank You. But don't buy them one.
-Drink.
-If you think a girl is outdrinking you wait 30 minutes. She'll do something stupid.
-Drink
-If she looks good...tap it.
-Slay some shots
-If she still looks ugly...drink more then tap it.
-NEVER LET GO OF YOUR CELL PHONE!
-Consume 1 WATER with every drink or shot.
-Don't play the Punching bag game. You'll look like a Doucher.
-Drink until last call, then find something to crawl into bed with. (pillow, teddy bear, woman, etc).
-If you're drunk, please, do not drive home.
-Wake up and hate life.
And, afterwards-sleep with one foot on the floor, and the bed won't seem to spin as quickly.
oh god, I hate that feeling...
this thread is great btw, HOF anyone?
Guys, I found who the OP is going drinking with. I think there has been some terrible, terrible mix-up.
Guys, I found who the OP is going drinking with. I think there has been some terrible, terrible mix-up.
Hell-o BEAUTIFUL!! I bet she's got [DEL]a penis[/DEL] some mad skills in the old boudoir department!! Hubba Hubba!
Hell-o BEAUTIFUL!! I bet she's got [DEL]a penis[/DEL] some mad skills in the old boudoir department!! Hubba Hubba!
I had to wake up super early to take my wife to work, and this is what I wake up to.....
don't forget to tuck.
my boss is now shaking his head in absolute dissapointment that this made me laugh and shoot water out of my nose...
