Took a fall at the weekend, could do with some TB Style cheering up

[MatticusMania]

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, “Hey, how much for a beer?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”

lawl

A talent agent was tired of his routine and decided to try his hand at making petroleum jelly. He had several large balloons filled with Hydrogen that he was moving from a truck to his workspace. One of these balloons managed to escape his grasp and quickly started rising off into the night sky. It quickly caught the attention of several neighbors who happened to witness the event. As the balloon began to rise off into the distance the talent agent was overheard saying 'Baby, one day youre gonna be a star'.


/lame joke

 

[MatticusMania]

I seem to have this penchant for making posts the result in a new page being created, thus leaving my rather benign post a page header. Is there anything I can do to ensure my posts no longer sit at the top of a page?

 

[ZombieBRAINS!!]

I don't know if I'll be able to sing wearing the denture and I sure won't without it....

Cheer me up guys!

worked for the Pogue's

 

[dj150888]

Shane McGowan is a very special man though!