"Why do they call him the sand spider?"
"Probably because it sounds really scary."
Genius.
Discuss.
"Probably because it sounds really scary."
Genius.
Discuss.
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True Lies
- Thread starter Mike Money
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I thought they called him the Walrus............coo coo cah choo 
If it has to do with sand, better ask Maki
If it has to do with sand, better ask Maki
"I get home and the ice cube trays are gone from the freezer! What kind of a sick (female dog) takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?"
I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T EVEN HAVE ICE CUBE TRAYS!!!!
MAKE THE RIDE STOP, DADDY!!
AAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!
"Have you ever killed anyone?"
"Yes, but they were all bad."
A favorite around my house. Highly quotable. Tom Arnold is effin' brilliant.
"Yes, but they were all bad."
A favorite around my house. Highly quotable. Tom Arnold is effin' brilliant.
"Is there anything you want to tell me before we start?"
"Yeah. I'm going to kill you pretty soon."
"Yeah. I'm going to kill you pretty soon."
Harry: Helen... is having an affair!
Gib: Welcome to the club!
Harry: Ask me a question I would normally lie to.
Helen Tasker: Are we going to die?
Harry: Yep!
Gib: Welcome to the club!
Harry: Ask me a question I would normally lie to.
Helen Tasker: Are we going to die?
Harry: Yep!
I know what this is. ...This is an espresso machine.
No, no wait! ....... It's a snow cone maker!
.....Is it a water heater???
No, no wait! ....... It's a snow cone maker!
.....Is it a water heater???
True Lies was an awesome movie.
Arnold freaking rode on a Horse all throughout parks and buildings while chasing a bad guy, and he almost went off of the roof with the Horse to jump on another building, which in fact, would've made for a very awesome slo-mo Speed bus jumping moment.
Arnold freaking rode on a Horse all throughout parks and buildings while chasing a bad guy, and he almost went off of the roof with the Horse to jump on another building, which in fact, would've made for a very awesome slo-mo Speed bus jumping moment.
