Double Bass two days off?

[forester]

friday morning the girl from quality control comes in the shop, viola in hand, and asked "do you have a chinrest"? i say " yea, i got a couple of them".....
next thing i hear is " let's see if human resources thinks that's funny"...

 

[bejoyous]

I hope you aren't serious that she thought you were making a fat crack!

 

[forester]

an understood misunderstanding.

 

[Johnny Crab]

Some folks need to take themselves less seriously, geez.

 

[gbaker]

A salesman drove his new Mercedes into the back country and stopped to get gas at old fashion service station where a naive kid helped him. He washed the windshield and commented on the single windshield wiper. The salesman said that German engineers found it cleaned 20% more of the windshield than the double wipers.

The kid washed the headlights and noticed the little wipers. The salesman said that the German engineers found that clean headlights cut down on nighttime accidents so they developed the headlight cleaners.

The salesman went to the restroom and when he returned the kid had found two golf tees while cleaning the floor mats. He asked what they were for. The salesman said "Those are tees, they hold up your balls while you are driving.".

The kid shook his head slowly and said, "Those German engineers sure think of everything.".