Two things never fail to happen

[BassGuyFL]

1. Someone always requests a song you don't know

2. The cute girls on the dance floor you want to talk to always leave before the set is over.

 

[pflash4001]

1. FREEBIRD!!!!

2. "My buddy over there is a pro bass player..."

 

[Stewie26]

Here's one: Bar owner says, as he's counting out your nights pay, he is is disappointed that you did not draw more customers.

 

[intheory]

1. FREEBIRD!!!!

2. "My buddy over there is a pro bass player..."

#2 never gets old...

 

[hdracer]

GP asks to borrow a cable because he forgot his at home
(The one you lent him at the last gig and he forgot to give it back to you after)

 

[nortonrider]

1. Bass Players complaining about band members

2. Bass Players complaining about band members