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Two things never fail to happen

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by RichardCranium, Dec 28, 2012.


  1. RichardCranium

    RichardCranium Supporting Member

    Mar 9, 2009
    Boynton Bch FL
    1. Someone always requests a song you don't know

    2. The cute girls on the dance floor you want to talk to always leave before the set is over.
     
  2. pflash4001

    pflash4001

    Dec 2, 2011
    1. FREEBIRD!!!!

    2. "My buddy over there is a pro bass player..."
     
  3. Stewie26

    Stewie26 Supporting Member

    Here's one: Bar owner says, as he's counting out your nights pay, he is is disappointed that you did not draw more customers.
     
  4. intheory

    intheory

    Nov 17, 2009
    SW Florida
    #2 never gets old... ;)
     
  5. hdracer

    hdracer

    Feb 15, 2009
    Elk River, MN.
    GP asks to borrow a cable because he forgot his at home
    (The one you lent him at the last gig and he forgot to give it back to you after)
     
  6. nortonrider

    nortonrider

    Nov 20, 2007
    1. Bass Players complaining about band members

    2. Bass Players complaining about band members