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Under the bed!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mike Money, Aug 2, 2004.


  1. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    I was at my woman's place helping her sister pack up her stuff to move out... we are pulling stuff out from under the bed... when we find 2 sports bags... one is Gabby's (El Woman) bag and the other is her sister's... and her sisters is full. We open it....


    Porno... and 2 tube-shaped objects wrapped in brown paper bags. At this point, we were both busting out laughing, and we close up the bag.

    Just thought you would like to know...
     
  2. Marlat

    Marlat

    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    You thought wrong :D

    BTW the most amazing part of that story is the first six words....who would have thought! :eyebrow:
     
  3. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    Well, sorry to dissappoint you, Mark-O. I think Tim Cole is "available"


    ;)
     
  4. You closed the bag?

    Don't believe you. :scowl:

    Amen. :D
     
  5. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Yeah, uh, it was her "sister's" bag. That's what they always say.

    brad cook
     
  6. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    When they actually mean "significant other" of the same sex....? ;)

    Does she wear flat shoes and have short cropped hair...?
     
  7. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Are you implying she's German?
     
  8. Why does she need two? :eek: Hmmm...nevermind. :D

    Leigh
     
  9. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA


    Ha, that was hilarious. :p
     
  10. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Well, can you really tell the difference?

    Lesbian, or German?
     
  11. Well, I really don't know my Germans from my lesbians... :(

    Leigh
     
  12. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    I don't own any Germans or Lesbians.

    brad cook
     
  13. That truly is unfortunate.

    Leigh
     
  14. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    I do.
     
  15. JMX

    JMX Vorsprung durch Technik

    Sep 4, 2000
    Cologne, Germany
    You have obviously never been in Germany... ;)
     
  16. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    And you're ruining a perfectly good joke.
     
  17. Matthew Bryson

    Matthew Bryson Guest

    Jul 30, 2001
    Welcome to the world of female sexuality. What you need 45 seconds alone to do is more complex for a woman, thus the duffle bag full of toys, lubes, and porn. The next time you see a mysterious bag under a woman's bed, you'll know what's up without snooping. I'm curious about the porn - I've found that women aren't always into porn and when they are it's different than men. Men will generally lean towards movies / DVDs and internet porn (pictures) while women will be more likely to have magazines and books and actually read erotic stories. So, help me test my theory - was it movies or magazines? Oh, and it was under your GF's bed, but it belonged to her sister? ….Riiiiiight, sure it did. ;)


    ...oh, and steering back to the main conversation - I know a half-German bi-sexual - how do you score that?
     
  18. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    For the most part... lies. Some studies have been done (want to say Stanford, but I do remember it wasn't just some hack study) and women are just as aroused as men by porn, they just claim not to be.

    This is done by measuring activity in certain parts of the brain, electrical and biologic activity in the genitals, and whatnot. Every time, the woman was similarly aroused as the opposite sex is. It's just easier for them to pawn it off. Harder to spot and all that.

    Just social conditioning, mostly.
     
  19. Matthew Bryson

    Matthew Bryson Guest

    Jul 30, 2001
    Well, I realize that women are into porn. I just don't think that they are quite as into it as men are, on average. The biggest part of what I what I was trying to say was that I believe that most men would rather look at the pictures while most women would rather read the stories. This is my belief, but as always - I could be wrong.
     
  20. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    They are, on average. They're less open about it than men are, though.

    That's also an incorrect generalization, as women are just as visual as men are. Again, the social conditioning thing makes it "unacceptable" for them to behave as, frankly, they actually do.