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Under the bed!

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Mike Money

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Mar 18, 2003
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Bakersfield California
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#1
I was at my woman's place helping her sister pack up her stuff to move out... we are pulling stuff out from under the bed... when we find 2 sports bags... one is Gabby's (El Woman) bag and the other is her sister's... and her sisters is full. We open it....


Porno... and 2 tube-shaped objects wrapped in brown paper bags. At this point, we were both busting out laughing, and we close up the bag.

Just thought you would like to know...
 
#17
Welcome to the world of female sexuality. What you need 45 seconds alone to do is more complex for a woman, thus the duffle bag full of toys, lubes, and porn. The next time you see a mysterious bag under a woman's bed, you'll know what's up without snooping. I'm curious about the porn - I've found that women aren't always into porn and when they are it's different than men. Men will generally lean towards movies / DVDs and internet porn (pictures) while women will be more likely to have magazines and books and actually read erotic stories. So, help me test my theory - was it movies or magazines? Oh, and it was under your GF's bed, but it belonged to her sister? ….Riiiiiight, sure it did. ;)


...oh, and steering back to the main conversation - I know a half-German bi-sexual - how do you score that?
 
#18
Matthew Bryson said:
I've found that women aren't always into porn and when they are it's different than men.
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For the most part... lies. Some studies have been done (want to say Stanford, but I do remember it wasn't just some hack study) and women are just as aroused as men by porn, they just claim not to be.

This is done by measuring activity in certain parts of the brain, electrical and biologic activity in the genitals, and whatnot. Every time, the woman was similarly aroused as the opposite sex is. It's just easier for them to pawn it off. Harder to spot and all that.

Just social conditioning, mostly.
 
#19
Well, I realize that women are into porn. I just don't think that they are quite as into it as men are, on average. The biggest part of what I what I was trying to say was that I believe that most men would rather look at the pictures while most women would rather read the stories. This is my belief, but as always - I could be wrong.
 
#20
Matthew Bryson said:
Well, I realize that women are into porn. I don't think that they are quite as into as men are, on average. The biggest part of what I what I was trying to say was that I believe that most men would rather look at the pictures while most women would rather read the stories. This is my belief, but as always - I could be wrong.
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They are, on average. They're less open about it than men are, though.

That's also an incorrect generalization, as women are just as visual as men are. Again, the social conditioning thing makes it "unacceptable" for them to behave as, frankly, they actually do.
 

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