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Urine cocktails

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by line6man, Feb 15, 2016.

  1. Will_White likes this.
  2. Horrified, the correct answer is horrified.
    MonetBass likes this.
  3. Pagans believe that if you feed your urine to your lover, they'll never leave you.

    I wonder how long it will take for a Pagan to refute me.
    twinjet likes this.
  4. Fleebag

    Fleebag Quacker!

    Sep 7, 2013
    Illinois USA
    [barf emoticon] if there was one.
  5. El Güero

    El Güero

    Oct 5, 2015
    What's the best urine for metal?
    NigelD and PortlandBass77 like this.
  6. Ed Begley Jr. is big on recycling. I wonder if he goes this far.
  7. fhm555

    fhm555 So FOS my eyes are brown Supporting Member

    Feb 16, 2011
    I've heard there are those who pay for the pleasure of drinking the urine of others, but i don't think it's health benefits they are after.
  8. Photobassist


    Dec 18, 2010

  9. FrenchBassQC

    FrenchBassQC Supporting Member

    Jul 13, 2011
    Gatineau QC CA
    That pisses me off.
    Dug2 and elgecko like this.
  10. ChrisB2

    ChrisB2 Bass... in your fass

    Feb 27, 2008
    TalkBass > Off Topic
    Yet another step in the societal descent that aaallllll began with men wearing hats indoors....
  11. El Güero

    El Güero

    Oct 5, 2015
    This Mountain Dew doesn't taste right.
  12. pacojas

    pacojas "FYYA BUN"

    Oct 11, 2009
  13. That's because PuppyMonkeyBaby's diaper fell off!
    El Güero and PortlandBass77 like this.
  14. I wonder how many contributors to this thread have tried it?

    Having tasted urine, I reject the premise that it could possibly be used as a mixer.
    Photobassist likes this.
  15. ptg


    Mar 16, 2008
    Urine a lot of trouble if someone catches you drinking this!

    (But after a while you'll probably become a whiz at hiding it.)
  16. El Güero

    El Güero

    Oct 5, 2015
    That's "You'rine."
    ptg likes this.
  17. two fingers

    two fingers Opinionated blowhard. But not mad about it. Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2005
    Eastern NC USA
    No matter what they are charging I'll do it for less. If you have been paying some guy $10 to piss in a cup, I'll do it for $9.50 and avoid asparagus for you at no charge. :thumbsup:
    fhm555 likes this.
  18. ONYX


    Apr 14, 2000
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  19. Ratt has a song called "You're in Love", and every time I heard it, I was thinking "Urine Love".

    itsalljustaride and ONYX like this.
  20. Photobassist


    Dec 18, 2010
    Only about one-quarter of the population appears to have the special gene that allows them to smell the chemical compounds of asparagus. So the issue isn't whether or not your pee is smelly; it's whether you're able to smell it. If you smell a funny fragrance in your urine after you eat asparagus, you're not only normal, you have a good nose.

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