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Urine cocktails

#21
Photobassist said:
Only about one-quarter of the population appears to have the special gene that allows them to smell the chemical compounds of asparagus. So the issue isn't whether or not your pee is smelly; it's whether you're able to smell it. If you smell a funny fragrance in your urine after you eat asparagus, you're not only normal, you have a good nose.
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Fair enough. I was really just commenting on the level of customer service I would be willing to provide if someone were willing to take part in my new PFP (pay for pee) company.:thumbsup:
 
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Photobassist said:
@two fingers Not sharp-shooting you at all. I just thought it was interesting that you mentioned asparagus pee. I asked my wife if she could smell it and she looked at me like I was crazy.
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That's wild. I smell it a lot. But, I smell coffee in mine too.

This is why I love this place! We can talk about how much a tort guard improves your tone one minute, and the smell of pee the next. :D
 
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When I worked there was a foreman running another crew. he was one of the biggest pricks in the territory. Everybody hated him on sight and it was even worse if you had to work for him. The people on his crew would do incredibly bad things to him. One time a guy pulled out a bunch of his pubic hair, opened his lunch box and deposited them on one of his sandwiches. Another time when my brother in law was working for him they all took turns pissing in his big container of iced tea, then all sat around and watched him drink it. On one occasion one of the guys was so mad he took the lunchbox and took a dump inside it on top of his lunch.
 
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fjadams said:
When I worked there was a foreman running another crew. he was one of the biggest pricks in the territory. Everybody hated him on sight and it was even worse if you had to work for him. The people on his crew would do incredibly bad things to him. One time a guy pulled out a bunch of his pubic hair, opened his lunch box and deposited them on one of his sandwiches. Another time when my brother in law was working for him they all took turns pissing in his big container of iced tea, then all sat around and watched him drink it. On one occasion one of the guys was so mad he took the lunchbox and took a dump inside it on top of his lunch.
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#35
Several professional MMA fighters subscribe to drinking their own urine. Former UFC light heavyweight champion apparently does it every morning.
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I guess it's good for getting rid of pesky coughs, too.
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fjadams said:
When I worked there was a foreman running another crew. he was one of the biggest pricks in the territory. Everybody hated him on sight and it was even worse if you had to work for him. The people on his crew would do incredibly bad things to him. One time a guy pulled out a bunch of his pubic hair, opened his lunch box and deposited them on one of his sandwiches. Another time when my brother in law was working for him they all took turns pissing in his big container of iced tea, then all sat around and watched him drink it. On one occasion one of the guys was so mad he took the lunchbox and took a dump inside it on top of his lunch.
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Tough crowd.
 
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