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Alcoholics use this analogy alot. It's akin to that the danger in alcohol is that your are drunk before you know it and are unable to tell the difference as you get more intoxicated, or start to boil (in the frogs case)...

Alcoholics tend to think everything is about them![]()
My wife was gracious enough to pick up the dog's mess in the neighbor's yard before any harm was done.
Last night was the first NFL game on a Tuesday night since 1946 (they kept saying that a lot in the pregame shows...).
I can eat a whole chicken without utensils.
PLEASE put this as your status if you know someone who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know, they can totally breathe fire. 60% of people WON'T copy and paste this because they have already been eaten by dragons. 38% of people are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers, and the remaining 2% are awesome and will re-post this.
A bird's stomach will most likely explode if it is fed bicarbonate of soda (baking powder).
oh...this was intended to be funny useless information. Cheese to forehead.
Am I a psycho for thinking this is hilariously funny?
funny=>causes cachinnation=>useful
not funny=>causes no cachinnation=>useless