Hi, this is Jerry at Lemur. We're far from perfect, but not as bad we're being depicted here. First we were contacted about the crack on the lower bout rib and we were terrible about responding. One bad for Lemur Music. When the family finally reached me, I offered to have the bass repaired no matter what the cause. Here is a link to a picture of the crack sent by the owner.
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(Scroll to the right)You see white wood because something pushed one side of the crack down, probably when the crack occurred. There is no open space between the two sides.
Then things became, well, interesting: they demanded a new bass. Since we're using TalkBass as a jury, how many of you think that a retailer should replace a bass for the crack you see, especially in view of the fact that it occurred two months after receipt? Would anyone even want to start over in this situation if you had a bass that sounded good, looked good, and you got a great deal?
I said no, this is a minor problem. Let's fix it during the Holiday break and move on. Then the Dad tried to educate himself on bass repair and insisted that the top come off to fix this crack. Again, I said no. Removing the top is far too invasive for such a minor problem. I however, insisted that we need to do more than just glue the crack, it should be cleated to ensure that the crack doesn't propagate. If clamps could be used, even custom-made clamps, to reach the area through the f-holes or endpin hole, I'd do that. But in the lower bout, I'd use thread cleats.
A tiny hole is drilled directly on the crack. For example, a standard #80 drill is .0135". That's thirteen and a half thousanths of an inch, hardly a gaping eyesore. Then a cleat with glue can be pulled in from behind. We use thread, others use wire. The thread is then cut flush after the glue dries, and voila! Invisible from three feet away.
Has anyone had this type of work done on their bass? Do you wish you'd had the top removed instead? (Please vote)
This drew a variety of comments related to penny pinching.
So yesterday, before this posting for what it's worth, I decided to throw in the towel. We at Lemur claim to have no dissatisfied customers. Even if it's not completely true, we try. I therefore sent an email to the family offering to buy the bass back for the price they paid. They deliver it, I buy it.
Lemur was unresponsive for weeks (the email with the picture is dated October 12). Then we tried to fix things up best we could. After a flood of vitreol and misundersatnding, I quit. Does anyone think we should do more? (please vote)