paganinibassist said:
Car polish, bowling alley wax, and those bee enzymes that "work so well in skin products"....on a bass.... Im scared!
Paganini--
I surely do appreciate your levity on this!!!
By golly, if these Canadians keep picking on me over my bees and beeswax, my next lesson is going to be about the Birds....!!!
I happen to know there are beekeepers in Canada, even though they only get a honey flow of about 12 hours. You know..they got 4 distinct seasons up there in the GREAT WHITE NORTH: 1) Nearly Winter, 2) Winter, 3) Still Winter and 4) Road Construction. So it doesn't make sense they can't get this concept.
Now, seriously, most "wax" available on the market is made from petroluem-- crude oil. Surely they should know about that in THE GREAT WHITE NORTH-- eh? Now, I sure wouldn't endorse
that for use on any fine bass or string instrument!! Do you suppose that is the ONLY kind of wax they heard about way up there in the frozen tundra?
....hmmm where's my tea and smokes, eh?
There are only 3 types of "wax" from other-than-petroleum sources: 1) bees wax 2) carnuba, extracted from the leaves of carnuba palm trees and 3) wool wax-- technically, LANOLIN -- you know-- the stuff that you RUB INTO your hands and cover sores with to promote healing? (What better way to clean rosin from your bass belly than to rub in some beeswax emulsifier?)
Now, I realize they've rarely heard of skin cosmetics in the GREAT WHITE NORTH...seeing as how they spend all their time keeping their uh... their uh....themselves, uh, warm. That's because they don't spend too much time exposing their skin, eh? And besides, they don't carry cosmetics at Canadian Tire. Except Icey Hot for after the shinny match.
What was that quote from that old Charlie Chan movie? "MIND IS LIKE PARACHUTE-- ONLY WORK WHEN OPEN" Do they get TV re-runs in Saskatoon, or wherever?
Yeah, just dust her off and throw her in a corner, right next to the wood stove, eh?
....hmmm, that must be a bitch bowing Thumb Position with a Parka on....