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What Do You Think It Tastes Like???

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Low Key Beer.jpg Any humor is appreciated.....I'm thinking it's heavy, never gets head, but sparkles when mustang Sally is played. Does it come with a hat???
 
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Chicken, it always tastes like chicken.

No doubt, but one day i was watching a local TV program covering the rattlesnake rodeo in Opp AL. The host was interviewing people and caught a guy coming out of the tent where fried rattlesnake was free for the asking. He was asked if rattlesnake tasted like chicken. He replied "Yep it tasted like chicken, but it sure didn't swaller like chicken."

That was back in the old days before the event became a no kill thing. Now they just turn the snakes back out after it's over.
 
View attachment 867972 Any humor is appreciated.....I'm thinking it's heavy, never gets head, but sparkles when mustang Sally is played. Does it come with a hat???
Tastes like an American Pale Ale brewed with the hop bill of an IPA. In other words, there's not enough malt to support the amount of hop flavor. This results in a thin-bodied, bitter brew that nonetheless has found inexplicable popularity with the nouveau craft beer drinker.
 
It does. I'm more of a Belgian Ale guy... or Dopplebocks, depending on my mood. Usually the former.
I'll drink most anything except AALs, pilsners and their ilk. Even the well-made ones taste like crisp corn water to me.
Oh, and "session" anything. Blecch.
I'm on a Flanders red ale and lambic kick right now with side trips into barrel-aged stout.
 
I think it tastes like yet another frigging IPA. I went to a pretty big beer festival a couple of weeks ago and the pourers (most of whom had TWO TAPS) were serving an IPA and some other "pale" variant. One guy had an IPA and "XPA." I get it, the beer hipsters all want the hoppiest sourest beer they can get...but not everyone's into it! There wasn't a porter or stout for miles. :(
 
I think it tastes like yet another frigging IPA. I went to a pretty big beer festival a couple of weeks ago and the pourers (most of whom had TWO TAPS) were serving an IPA and some other "pale" variant. One guy had an IPA and "XPA." I get it, the beer hipsters all want the hoppiest sourest beer they can get...but not everyone's into it! There wasn't a porter or stout for miles. :(

Yep. I'm so sick of all these IPAs and craft beer in general.
 
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