What is a sonic maximizer and why would I need one?

[nashvillebill]

It's an audio version of the Turboencabulator:

 

[walterw]

If you have to ask, you don't need it.

And JimmyM for the win.

except that if you don't have to ask, you don't need it either.

 

[JimmyM]

Walter makes a point

 

[Inertialsky]

I like mine. It maximizes my sonicness

 

[Nev375]

I guess if you didn't have anything else more interesting to use as a paperweight...

 

[fr0y0]

I've had one of those on my Thomann bookmark list. Thank god I stumbled upon this thread. Gonna take it off the list.

 

[snarebear]

The only thing the maximizer did for me is make my rack unit 80 instead of 75 lbs. Save your money bro.