What is this supposed to be?

[ReneB]

those are titanium screws, installed with a zicron encrusted driver by naked elfs in the enchanted forest.

(darn, I need my meds adjusted, where the F are these thoughts coming from!?)

 

[bholder]

What? Bolt on headstok!

More like a head-on boltstock!

 

[bholder]

those are titanium screws, installed with a zicron encrusted driver by naked elfs in the enchanted forest.

(darn, I need my meds adjusted, where the F are these thoughts coming from!?)

Just lower the pitch of that F to E and you'll be fine.

 

[ReneB]

Just lower the pitch of that F to E and you'll be fine.

ahh, so I'm only a semi-tone off of reality! Maybe there's hope after all.

 

[bholder]

I wouldn't pay a dime for it.

I would!

 

[hsech]

My educated guess..... It's an ancient flintlock musket bass that should be in a museum. Just saying.

 

[Hopkins]

All I see is mile high action and and an E string that rides on the ragged edge of the fingerboard, if it is on the fingerboard at all. In my opinion, its worth its scrap price in aluminum.

 

[Scooberto]

So $100 worth of aluminum bar stock + $30 in electronics + a little bit of "Italian brazed bronze" + some cheap art metal = $10,000? What a steal!

You'd have to be high enough to hunt ducks with a short handled rake to buy this piece of recycling.

 

[scourgeofgod]

What? Bolt on headstok!

Hey, hey, hey.... it's a mechanically fastened head stock.

 

[LoTone]

A klingon axe? Invalid Link Removed

 

[tuba_samurai]

Worth maybe tree-fiddy

 

[CGremlin]

So I've got $10 grand burning a hole in my pocket - should I get this or a high-end Fodera? What to do, what to do....

 

[Dark Horse]

Somebody loves it. Not me, but somebody.

 

[bholder]

Why, it's the best bass for metal, of course!

 

[NightCat]

I don't like any of it but I really hate the head stock.

 

[Liam Wald]

If the headstock was straight, you could ram it into the garden and use the bass to grow tomatoes or grapes....

Actually it started life in a garden as half of the gate.
It may not sound all that great but I am sure that it is quite comfortable hanging from your shoulder.
Also, as an added bonus there is no need for a case.

 

[bholder]

What's it's supposed to be is awesome. It has undershot the target by a rather large amount. "In Theory, Theory and Practice are identical. In Practice, however, they are not."

 

[bholder]

Actually it started life in a garden as half of the gate.
It may not sound all that great but I am sure that it is quite comfortable hanging from your shoulder.
Also, as an added bonus there is no need for a case.

Plus just thing of the self-defense capabilities! It's a bass guitar, a work of art, aaaaaaaand a self-defense weapon!

 

[bholder]

Good luck travelling with that, though.

 

[Snaxster]

"ornamental steel railing picket with some flowers and nice curves"

Sounds like a gal I dated in high school.