Wow, tbh I don't think it even looks that nice! It could be a good idea but that one just looks shoddy... Much prefer some of the two string bass designs, those things are elegantly and intricately minimalist!
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I'm going to bid $10. It would make either a nice lamp or durable yard art with minimal modifications. Not bass, though. Definitely not a bass.I wouldn't pay a dime for it.
I'm going to bid $10. It would make either a nice lamp or durable yard art with minimal modifications. Not bass, though. Definitely not a bass.

This is so petty. Everyone making fun of a pretty cool, unique looking instrument. Yeah, the seller is delusional asking that much for it (if I wanted something contemporary I'd get a Wishbass), yet nonetheless it doesn't warrant the pathetic mocking and bashing. TB, grow up.
"ornamental steel railing picket with some flowers and nice curves"
Sounds like a gal I dated in high school.
A dysfunctional head angle with string "posts" instead of "trees". Art conquers function. It can be fixed by loosening the big artsy phillips head screws and rotating the headstock to a sane position.
Did she have her head screwed on at a funny angle?
Now there's always the tone-metal debate!On the plus side, at least there is no danger of him sparking another tone-wood debate...

When someone puts something like this up on eBay with a ridiculous asking price, he is asking to be made fun of. Lighten up, willya?This is so petty. Everyone making fun of a pretty cool, unique looking instrument. Yeah, the seller is delusional asking that much for it (if I wanted something contemporary I'd get a Wishbass), yet nonetheless it doesn't warrant the pathetic mocking and bashing. TB, grow up.
I see what you got here
Okay so some guy who knows how to spot weld took the ornate railing off his neighbor’s side porch stairs, welded it to a metal neck and used two lamp shade knobs for his volume and tone pots. He ripped the electronics and some hardware out of some $30.00 bass which evidently didn’t have a bridge he bought on ebay, so he made his own out of a set pin he bought from alibaba.com.View attachment 583287Then he went to Home Depot and took a class about angles and for free they through in how to string a bass and Oh and no doubt someone there told him the higher the strings are off the neck the better it will play he wants how much for it?
Actually the anti-tone-wood contingent would use a good sounding bass constructed of all metal to bolster their argument that wood doesn't matter. Thank goodness we have no idea how it sounds.On the plus side, at least there is no danger of him sparking another tone-wood debate...
Looks ouchy and pokey.