I buy basses for three reasons (and this list is long, and mostly for my own entertainment to write - anyone silly enough to actually read it needs their head examined):
The Gotta-Have-Its - Basses I decide long ion advance I want, then hunt for like an obsessive; scouring ads, researching, not sleeping until it's in my hands.
- 1963 Jazz Bass - My Holy Grail, and GAS killer. Best bass I've ever played, and perfect for me. Got lucky, considering I'd never played it before I bought it.
- 2012 Ric 4003 - The one I thought I really wanted, but lost it's lustre after a week. Love the sound, love the neck, hate the body and anchor points.
- 20?? Frankenfender - Squier VM maple body, Fender 60th maple neck, EMG GZR P/J pups, Badass II, etc. Wanted a P neck on a J body with a P/J pup layout. Nobody puts P necks on J bodies except the Mark Hoppus sig, so had to roll my own. Still love it and gets played most with others.
- Goya/Matsumoku neck-thru - Wanted a cool Matsumoku neck-thru Alembic 'inspired' bass, looked forever and discovered the nice ones are surprisingly expensive, traded a Peavey guitar combo amp for it. Double P pups, phase switch, brass nut, all the late 70's fads. Poly finish is about a foot thick.
The Impulse Buys - Either I got a screaming deal or I picked it up and fell in love
- Ibanez AGB-140 semi-hollow - First bass owned, looks beautiful. Paid next to nothing on CL. Has exactly one tone, and a design that puts the neck about 6 miles away. so my left arm is almost fully extended. Totally understand why they made the AGB-200 a shorty.
- Gibson SG Bass Faded - Wanted an EB-3 short scale, bought an Epi long scale (below), decided I still needed a shorty, found one of these on CL for a great price. Plays decent, and so, so light. Still neck dives like crazy, though.
- 1970 Ampeg Dan Armstrong plexi - Came into local L&M, and looked soooooo cool. Traded a Dingwall Combustion 5 for it. Still looks sooooo cool, but I'd probably play the Dingwall more. Still, glad I have it.
- Epiphone Jack Casady - On sale used at the local L&M. Cheap, versatile, handsome. What's not to love? Oh yeah, it's absolutely awful to play sitting down, good thing it's light.
- 2012 Fender American Standard P Bass in Candy Cola - Has a beautiful maple neck with figuring, and plays like butter. Was on sale used at the local L&M (see a pattern?), near mint for half of new price. Paid little for a lot.
- 2014 Fender Road Worn Jazz Bass - Was going to buy an American Standard J new, got to the store, played this, played the AmStd, played all the other AmStds, played this, saved myself $700. Eventually pushed me to buy the 63 above.
- 197? Univox Professional Bass - CL find, paid little, had original flats, sounds dead and motowny, bought. Mostly loved the intense orangey yellow fur inside the OHSC.
- 1992 MIM Fender Jazz - Was cheap, but the most awful purple/blue colour. Had heard the very early MIM Fenders were decent. Bought at local L&M (again) for a song, paid $100 to have it painted black with matching headstock for that Ron Blair look and threw a set of Duncan SJB-1's in. Job done. Turned out to be a solid alder body (instead of the veneer on poplar that came out of Mexico for most of the 90's). Score!
- Squier VM P with natural maple body - Again, cheap. Plays way better than an Indonesian Squier has any right to. Threw a set of Duncan SPB-2's in, probably would struggle to differentiate in blindfold test against US P above. I still always reach for the US P because I never play blindfolded.
The Gap Fillers - There to have for a particular tone or look that's missing above
- Squier Classic Vibe '50s Precision in blonde - Wanted a single-coil P, didn't want one bad enough to pay Fender single-coil P prices. Put high-tension flats and pickup and bridge covers on to complete the old-old-school experience. Actually have an original 1968 Tele bass pup that I'm going to install in there for fun.
- Squier VM P Fretless - Wanted a fretless, but not at non-crap fretless prices. Gives me mwah. Also gives me meh. (and it's lined, so I'm cheating)
- Epiphone EB-3L Special Edition Negative White - Paid so little for it, it almost seemed silly. Wanted a short-scale EB-3, couldn't find an Epi version, so got this (though as I discovered, long scale EB-3's do nothing better than a Fender, so why bother? Hence SG bass above). Great looking bass, decent action, awkward playability (neck dive, neck feels long, etc.) Good thing it's cheap and pretty.
- Epiphone Thunderbird Pro IV - Wanted a T-Bird, wanted an active bass. Two birds with one stone. Plays decent, sounds awesome detuned to C and made dirty. Neck is pencil thin, too thin for me. Looks like a high school shop project.
Each of the above is either a unique bass, meaningful to me somehow, or next to worthless to sell. At least that's what I tell myself when I look at the crowded space they take up. Only need a decent fiver (maybe another Combustion 5) and a T-40, and I'll be done. I swear. Well, maybe a 66 P. And an Aria Pro II SB-1000. I've always liked the Reggie Hamilton sig. There's this PRS Kingfisher in the store that plays beautifully, too. Oh, and I like the Allan Woody for the money... and...