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What's the dumbest thing a non-musician has ever said to you?

My cousin and I play duo style git+bass in bars with just tube amps on cabs. We went into talk to a bar owner about playing and after explaining our gear and sound to him he wondered why we couldn't connect to the 1/8" RCA jack for his digital jukebox's aux in. "The DJ's have no problem doing it."
 
This would now mark the fourth time I have come to this thread to make a post. Yeah, it kind of sucks being a bassist in my area.

"Bass players have no business being past the eighth fret."

Also said something along the lines of "If you're going to do soloing, then you've got no business being a bass player."

Somebody get Victor Wooten on the phone.
 
Sound guy: "what's headroom?"
Or
Crowd member after gig: "why did you and the drummer keep looking at each other?"

I can forgive ignorance, it ain't they're fault for not knowing something they have no reason to. Arrogance on the other hand grinds me...!