My latest: they said you'll not beat it. Screw them, I thought. That's
exactly what I'm gonna do, in my own peculiar way
The earlier option would've been Mournblade, a burly Bacchus BOB 950 active five. Neither were cheap but both still present pretty well, almost unadulterated. So it's moot, I guess. It's a toss up. But the new Jazz, still unnamed, is certainly getting some air.
The other day, I nabbed my first genuine beater (
guitar) in aeons, the second Chinoise contraption in the shed — a brand new artist brownburst 58 X. Very 335 — I got it out of curiosity, something I could leave lying around, but also 'cause I was wanting to replace one, not too dissimilar, that I regrettably traded away, decades ago. Cheap as chips, it was, but it's no slouch

Does the stage thing with aplomb so I can leave the jazzbox in the case.
I also got a tele, in the same vein. On the strength of early auditions, I might call it "The Terminator." Both have what thy call Bullbuckers, on board — modeled they are, I'm
told, on the SD Jazz JB set. I haven't AB'd them with the ones I already possess but they play the same game. That's a fact.
So, beaters abound

. These things are migrating too. So you'll be able to check 'em out stateside, one of these days, if you get the urge, when the coast's clear.