Whats your name?!

Birth Certificate: Brad Cook

brad cook

 

i didn't go to any of the sites yet but after the "buck naked" episode of seinfeld, i realized that i needed a "porn name". Given the fact that i'm a chromedome ny choice was easy. I'm Dick Bald. (alternate spelling is funnier).

 

Thornberry Jackson

 

I was born Ely Thomas McClellan, and I will keep the name Ely until the day I die. It's the only word fit to describe me. I don't know what my parents were thinking...

 

I do enjoy my Gangsta name: Mercedes-Rollin Monkey Hunta

 

I'm not putting the credit card style info into the Jedi or Mr.T one,

but my gangsta name is Supa-sprung Monkey Smuggla

Goth Name is Dancing Corpse

 

My gangsta name:

Threepac Melon Balls

OMFG!!!! Hilarious

 

Lets see, my Jedi name was Bai-Br Carpo

My porn name was Sassy Nut
my gangsta name was Played Out Crack Smoka
and my goth name was Liquid Dream.

I'm confused. I think I'll keep this name. And maybe use my goth name, for my porn name.

 

My gangster name was John Cougar Shrinky Nutz...

 

I was Stu. Now I am gangsta as "Cold Guatemalan"

My full name brought back "White Mofo Drug Smuggla".

I am so white :scowl:

 

Star Wars: Raw-Ja Brhou
Gangsta: Machete Masta Ho Slappa
Porn name: Lana Kung-fu Grip

 

When I worked at an "alternative" high school (where they send students for things like assault and drug use on campus etc..) a couple of years back some of the students dubbed me "Slim Thug". So..you see..I don't need a gangsta name generator as I was already generated a name by actual gangstas.

brad cook

 

Art Vandalay

 

My gangsta name is Supa Fool.

 

My gangsta name: White Mule Robba

???

 

gansta name :
Two-time Monkey Smuggla ...

{ i really like the name my favorite aunt gave me ...Pocket } see my signature .

 

If you are Richard Balled, I am Jack Dick.