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Which phrase annoys you the most?

Which phrase annoys you the most?

  • Cut through the mix

  • Sustain (in any context)

  • Maple or Rosewood

  • Hi mass bridge

  • P or J

  • Carrots

  • Carrots for carrots sake!


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This cracks me up, because this is exactly the one that gets to me the most, except it's the number of people playing bass guitars who want to insist that it's just some weird thing called a "bass," as though a "bass" can exist outside of an instrument category. It can't, unless you're talking about a fish.

You have bass saxophones, you have bass viols, you have bass clarinets, and we play bass guitars.

The fact that many people, including the person who sold you your first one, didn't bother to include the obvious instrument category in the name when you first heard it does not mean your instrument doesn't fall into that category. It is not in a category of its own named only for its playing register :). No soprano sax player ever went around yelling at people that his instrument is just "a soprano."

I blame the poor state of music education for this mess, since once-upon-a-time our grade school music classes taught us about different kinds of instruments and the various registers they played in, but it's increasingly exacerbated by people who insist on clinging to this error even though it's been pointed out to them.

Bass guitar

Now, get off my lawn.

Bass guitar is the most played instrument to play bass, so it's a bass.
You can throw double bass in by the way.

Also guitar is not refered to with it's range, so by opposition bass guitar is called only with it's range.
That's the natural order of things in the universe.
 
Bass guitar is the most played instrument to play bass, so it's a bass.
You can throw double bass in by the way.

Also guitar is not refered to with it's range, so by opposition bass guitar is called only with it's range.
That's the natural order of things in the universe.
OK. I will choose not to be upset with people who tell me they like my guitar since I know what kind of instrument I am playing.

You can choose to get upset with that if you like. Enjoy your day.
 
OK. I will choose not to be upset with people who tell me they like my guitar since I know what kind of instrument I am playing.

You can choose to get upset with that if you like. Enjoy your day.

The thing you are gently ignoring is that what makes the name wrong is not that it's not true technically, it is that they don't even understand it's doing a low frequency noise.

They don't even know such an instrument exists.
I can't live with such blatant direspect and ignorance :D
 
I've long since passed my tolerance point when I have to hear or read that we all must "hunker" down during this pandemic.
My usual peculiar breaking points come with phrases that are cute and new for a minute and then seem to be oversaturated. The most recent is pandemic related. It's starting to bug me to hear about getting vaccine "in arms." Can we stop saying that now? Maybe just talk about getting people their shots, or getting doses into people.

Another one is the number of American friends now talking about their "jabs." You're not British. Just stop it.