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Which phrase annoys you the most?

Which phrase annoys you the most?

  • Cut through the mix

  • Sustain (in any context)

  • Maple or Rosewood

  • Hi mass bridge

  • P or J

  • Carrots

  • Carrots for carrots sake!


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Kentucky Fried Chicken uses sealed pressure fryers to fry their original recipe and extra crispy chicken pieces. Maybe piping is appropriate? Judges?

I was at the drive-thru last week and I heard nothing that would be considered "piping". On the downside, they dropped green beans from the sides menu so I had to go with cole slaw.

Piping or not, if the chicken was that hot, you wouldn't be able to grab a leg and gnaw on it as depicted in the commercial as it would sear human tissue.

Riis
 
It’s not on the list, but when someone is very obviously asking a gear-specific question about how their idol sounds, and get bashed into oblivion with “tone is in the fingers.” It’s become the most frustrating thing to me. It’s like the community hears the gunshot that starts the race to gatekeeping. “I’ve got this one” says the first responder. “I’ll back you” says the next, followed by “I’ll do it too, but with an added anecdote.”

I think everyone knows, from very beginner to world-class, that practice makes perfect, and the road to getting better is long and excruciating. The person is very clearly trying to find out the differences in gear - pedals, amps, basses, strings, etc. Please, for the love of carrots, just answer the question if you can and don’t respond or (express interest in learning the answer yourself) if you don’t know.

Flea on a Wal sounds like Flea on a Wal, which is different from Flea on a Modulus, which is different from Flea on a Fender Jazz.
They all sound like Flea, but there are very obvious tone differences between them. It is these types of differences that I see people ask about and get put in their place over.

Seriously, “the tone is in the fingers” is the accurate and obvious answer to the question that very clearly wasn’t asked.
That’s what she said!!
 
"My neck is ruler flat"!
Really? How's that workin' out for you?
Maybe what you mean to say is "My eyes can't discern the tiny variation from flat in my fretboard".

But, it doesn't matter, cause it's all about the carrots.
Or....the carats. Could be the karats...just depends on the form of currency you prefer.

Oh, and considering the origin of KFC, and the predominance of steam heat in that era, perhaps they meant the chicken was hot like a steam radiator, or the pipes that led to it?
Anyway, the Colonel's birds eat "like buttah" and "cut through the mix" of mashed taters and cole slaw jes' fine. After all, "the flavor's in your fingers", and that's why you lick 'em!
 
I don't know about anyone else, but I don't play an 'axe'. I use one for splitting wood, a Stihl Pro Universal Forestry
to be precise, but I don't play one. Although I have thought about taking it to a certain jazz bass neck that just won't set up the way I want it to.
But you need to play an axe to "cut through the mix"! :laugh: See what I did there? :smug:
 
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sorry ... it takes more than that to annoy me ... I am just to freaking mellow
 

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