So when that stupid question comes up "Who are your influences?" I take as "Who do you try to sound like/emulate/copy?" and my answer is nobody for that reason.
There's your problem then. You're misinterpreting the question. I can't guarantee it, but I doubt that's what they mean when they ask it. I'd imagine they mean "influence."
Influence: the power or capacity of causing an effect in indirect or intangible ways
ETA: By the way, I did read your OP carefully... All my replies are still 100% valid in regard to it. To say "nobody" when you are asked that question means that you have been influenced in no way by anyone, regardless of your opinion of the question. Just because you don't like a question doesn't mean you can give an answer that is, quite simply, not likely true in any way. Call it semantics, but "influence" has a definition in the English language, and it is NOT (to all of you are treating the question like this) "who you try to emulate/copy." The end.
