who's a flat earther?

[TOOL460002]

Challenge for IT people: Can the internet exist and function if the earth is flat? I know math/science so you know where I live, but I wanna know if it's even possible to post here if the world is flat. Undersea cables are my first idea but it doesn't do a lot.

 

[The Owl]

Geez, I thought everyone knew the earth is a cube!

 

[Flamingo21]

And why is there no turtle emoji available on Talkbass?

Good question. And may I add: there's no carrot emoji either.

 

[Flamingo21]

 

[T_Bone_TL]

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Put some Canadian bacon and pineapple on that, mmm, mmm, good! (no pizza emoji either!)

The favorite food of space-turtles. Or Tortises, y'know, depending on your schism.

 

[PWRL]

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We get those red squiggly ship-crushers up here. They're a real hassle in the shipping corridors.

 

[PWRL]

If flat earth was real, then the inner earth would be impossible.

 

[basscooker]

I'm a flat responser. I don't believe in round frequency response at all.

 

[jerry]

There are a few pro-football players who are flat earthers.

 

[Beersurgeon]

I just recently switched from rounds to flats. I am part of the problem!

 

[micguy]

When you can call a friend in another time zone where it’s night, and you’re looking out at daylight, there’s no video that could ever convince me that the Earth is the only planet that (despite its decent size) somehow didn’t have enough gravity to pull itself into a spherical shape.

(Every thing in the cosmos that’s over a few hundred miles in size is a sphere) - everything.

 

[TOOL460002]

If I got a trolling infraction this whole thread is sus af. Go.

 

[jointus]

Well, I'm pretty sure the Earth would be flat to two dimensional beings. Hopefully they're living on a nice slice of it!

 

[fig]

‘Or what happens when you mix pasta with anti pasta?

Either a Pasta Drive for starships, or a very full belly that leaves no room for dessert.

 

[Mike N]

If I got a trolling infraction this whole thread is sus af. Go.

And with that I think we're done here.