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My nick was given to me by some band mates, many, many bands ago. It was a comment on how I would **** pretty much any girl with a pulse. It was what it was. I'm glad I was hammered for most of the after gig rendezvous as it's/they're mostly a blur. My tally-whacker is still attached so nothing ventured, nothing gained.
 
back in 98, i had to come up with a new sn for aol. i had k's choice-cocoon crash, toad the wet sprocket-coil, and harvey danger-where have all the merrymakers gone in my 3 disc stereo on shuffle, so i combined the 3 band names. aol had a limit of 10 characters, so i dropped the double d and the e. ive pretty much used it for everything ever since.
 
i played this game last year and by golly i'm high enuf to play it again! i was googling for a Jaco tribute fretless and up pops this place called TalkBass with a dude who just posted one for sale... i started sweating... what to do,.. Oh! register QUICK,... what name comes to mine?!! Ohhh, jacopas,... (TAKEN), jaco this, jaco that... TAKEN, Taken, taaaken!!!
(oh gosh,... the bass) think, man,... THINK!!!! awww DAMN,...
PACOJAS IT IS THEN..... after buying said instrument i must say, i'm as disappointed in that name as i am in my skills on a fretless...:atoz::(
 
i played this game last year and by golly i'm high enuf to play it again! i was googling for a Jaco tribute fretless and up pops this place called TalkBass with a dude who just posted one for sale... i started sweating... what to do,.. Oh! register QUICK,... what name comes to mine?!! Ohhh, jacopas,... (TAKEN), jaco this, jaco that... TAKEN, Taken, taaaken!!!
(oh gosh,... the bass) think, man,... THINK!!!! awww DAMN,...
PACOJAS IT IS THEN..... after buying said instrument i must say, i'm as disappointed in that name as i am in my skills on a fretless...:atoz::(

lmao! Priceless. :smug:
 
i played this game last year and by golly i'm high enuf to play it again! i was googling for a Jaco tribute fretless and up pops this place called TalkBass with a dude who just posted one for sale... i started sweating... what to do,.. Oh! register QUICK,... what name comes to mine?!! Ohhh, jacopas,... (TAKEN), jaco this, jaco that... TAKEN, Taken, taaaken!!!
(oh gosh,... the bass) think, man,... THINK!!!! awww DAMN,...
PACOJAS IT IS THEN..... after buying said instrument i must say, i'm as disappointed in that name as i am in my skills on a fretless...:atoz::(

I like this.All in a real hurry.
 
In 2001 I was playing a text-based game (NERD ALERT!) and I decided to play the Vampire class. I wanted a very unique name, so I whipped out Visual Basic 6 (I'm a software developer) and created a random name generator. After about 15-20 minutes, I saw the name "lareamond" so I decided to google it. Lo and behold, nobody named that. In fact it had ZERO hits. That's me. Nowdays, its all over the internet, but there was a time the first 5 pages of Google were me. :)
 
In a H.S. welding class over twenty years ago, I got real nervous when the instructor had us all demonstrate our welding abilities in front of the class. My hands started shaking so bad I could not get a good arc started. The instructor said I was "shakier than dog $#!t on a razor blade." After that, everyone in the class new me as shaky.
 
Hoover has been my stage-name/alter-ego since about 1984, although there's no particular reason why it's Hoover and not any other word.

It started when I was working on an album by a Boston band & my (real) name was appearing all over the credits so much (bass, vocals, keyboards, composer, engineer, producer...) that even I was starting to get uncomfortable seeing my name repeated all over the place. Decided to credit the engineering & production to a fictional character: Hoover Rezillo.

About 3 years later I moved to NYC and started pursuing freelance work in two different fields simultaneously (audio engineering & bass playing). In order to keep all the incoming phonecalls sorted out -- 'cuz, y'know, my phone was ringing off the hook I was in such high demand, LOL -- I gave my real name to all the pro audio contacts and I used the name Hoover for all the bass playing contacts. If someone called asking for Hoover, I knew they were looking for a bass player.

The weird (?) thing is I met the woman who eventually became my wife while touring as a bassist...so when she met me everyone on tour knew me as Hoover. 22 years later she still refers to me as Hoover exclusively.
 
i have never been a gear hound, but when i switched over to bass 7 yrs ago, i found myself needing ebay. the name i came up with for that was doobieus (cause i am just ever so clever like that). i joined a few forums after that and figured i would use anagrams of doobieus for all my online names (oh, so clever).
 
Years ago my employer (Such A Character!) just came up with it one day. Probably while sitting around with a few frosty ones after work.
I knew there was a musical genius named Thelonius. I liked he irony of me having anything in common with Monk, and the suggestion of felony (Though I am honest to a fault. Humble too.) I have used it as an alias now and then since that day. Even though, god knows, I'll never be much more than a mediocre musician on my best days.