reasons I play bass:
+My fingers are too stubby to play anything but a basic power chord on a 6-string.
+Bass lines are more inclusive than guitar riffs. when you hear a guitar solo, you have to stand back and say a faint "wow". When you hear a bass solo, it makes you move your body a little bit and maybe hum it.
+Being able to hold the band together makes me more enthusiastic during performance. It's like Richard Simmons amongst all those fat-asses
+No stompboxes nessasary (but I admit to using an EQ pedal and E.H.-Bassballs.)
+RickenBackers
+EB-3's
+In a punk band, you're most likely to be the most talented.
+In any other band, you're likely to be the lesser of an *******.
Anyways, the main reason I play bass is it's just a part of me, much like my penis. I have a penis, I play with it. I have a bass, I play with it.
BTW, lets all agree that we can't say bass is the best instrument "period". Besides, what's a bassist without a guitarist and a drummer? The missing member of the White Stripes?