Bedrock Anthem
Sometimes I feel like I need a vacation,
Sometimes I feel like I want to go,
To the city of cavemen, The city of bedrock,
I'de be a Flinstone, Now I'll tell you why.
Well I've got, I've got, A woman named Wilma,
Well I've got, I've got, a baby pebbles,
Well I've got, I've got, a doggy named dino,
We do a little bowling and we drink a little vino,
Well I've got a little buddy named Barney Rubble,
Got a neigbour by the name of Barney Rubble,
He's a midget but he makes alot of trouble,
Doesn't like to shave he got caveman stubble.
Me and Barney, Loyal order water buffaloe,
Lodge brothers loyal order water buffaloe,
Theres handshake everybody gotta know,
How come grand pooba always gotta run the whole show,
Yabba dabba yabba dabba daba do now,
Yabba dabba yabba dabba daba do now,
Yabba dabba yabba dabba daba do now,
I get by on all my prehistoric knowhow,
Betty and barney gotta baby named bambam,
Little pebbles is his number one fan,
He's the strongest toddler in the whole land,
Tear your arm if he shakes your hand,
Gotta car gonna push it with my feet now,
Gonna take my family out to eat now,
Jumbo ribs at the drivein can't be beat now,
Made from brontosaurus baby, not moo cow,
Wanta chill with a sabertooth tiger,
Wear a loin cloth natural fiber,
Be the first rolling stones subscriber,
Got a teradactal for a windshield wiper,
Yabba dabba yabba dabba daba do now,
Yabba dabba yabba dabba daba do now,
Yabba dabba yabba dabba daba do now,
Don't know what it means but I say it anyhow,
Lucky me working down in the gravel pit,
Movin rocks on a big dinosaur I sit,
Mr. Slate gets mad and he throws a fit,
Pulled the birdies tail and everyone knows its time to quit,
I realize I'm living in the stone age,
No FAX no celular phone age,
Pick my teeth with a dinosaur bone age,
Lifting heavy boulders everyday for my wage,
Barney rubble laughing like a hyeena,
Barney rubble what a little wiener,
Wheres Wilma, anybody seen her?
Got a baby elephant vaccum cleaner,
Yabba dabba yabba dabba daba do now,
Yabba dabba yabba dabba daba do now,
Yabba dabba yabba dabba daba do now,
Yabba dabba yabba dabba daba do now.