I've been working on a tapered sliding dovetailed mortise and tenon joint that can be done with a simple router jig, because you have nailed problem numero-uno. I'm hopeful that the tapering of the dovetail tenon will allow for keeping it tight throughout seasonal variations, and only have some extra intonation setting as a consequence.
Yes yes yes, those are well and good, but
I'm referring to a glueless tapered sliding double dovetailed mortise and tenon joint.

Why do something straightforward when you can needlessly overcomplicate something for arguably no gains?