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Winter

#42
I have this one. ;)

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#46
northern hemisphere have winter (for example in North America) the people living on the southern hemisphere have summer ( example Australia-Brazil) but for some countries it is never winter, at least as we know it, examples: Guatemala, Costa Rica. For this countries winter is just the raining season.
 
#54
If you're in North America and it's winter, it will be summer in Australia. The position of the particular hemisphere has a great influence on weather and perception. For example, if you were to be able to instantly transport yourself from North America to Australia, you would perceive the world as being upside down and may even suffer a mild form of vertigo known as Ausoverheels-ohshniticus. Likewise, if you were to end up in Norway for example, you would perceive a reality of everything being slanted sideways to the right. That and there would be an odd perception of non-heterosexual guitar players in abundance. This is known as Xtreoisis. If on the other hand you were to end up in Kazakhstan, the world would be tilted left and you would have what is known as Boratosis.
Anyway you look at it, your position on this planet is critical towards perception.
 
#55
Relic said:
If you're in North America and it's winter, it will be summer in Australia. The position of the particular hemisphere has a great influence on weather and perception. For example, if you were to be able to instantly transport yourself from North America to Australia, you would perceive the world as being upside down and may even suffer a mild form of vertigo known as Ausoverheels-ohshniticus. Likewise, if you were to end up in Norway for example, you would perceive a reality of everything being slanted sideways to the right. That and there would be an odd perception of non-heterosexual guitar players in abundance. This is known as Xtreoisis. If on the other hand you were to end up in Kazakhstan, the world would be tilted left and you would have what is known as Boratosis.
Anyway you look at it, your position on this planet is critical towards perception.
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This is a perfectly sound and logical explanation. There you go discharge, now you don't have to go and get all butthurt over it.
 

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