Would you Rather?

[dain bramage]

I found this thread on another forum and it really makes you think.

You come up with two horrible scenarios, and the person who responses has too choose between the two scenarios. he/she MUST choose, and dying is not an option.

I start:

1.Watch 1 hour of hardcore porno with your parents
OR
2. watch 1 hour of softcore porn featuring your parents

now someone must answer, and come up with two new horrible options.

PS, just let me know if this is inappropriate. I thought it was funny.

 

[Toasted]

This thread sucks.

 

[AuG]

We'll see how long this thread lasts.

 

[AuG]

Holy Frijoles I agree with Toasted!?!!?

 

[spudmaster34]

well, it will only get banned if it gets to bad, so lets all just follow the rules and try to keep it open.

in respponse to the first question:
I would have to say #1


would you rather be eaten alive, or burned to death

 

[Toasted]

Holy Frijoles I agree with Toasted!?!!?

Wholy Jebus. I think we could be friends really

 

[AuG]

well, it will only get banned if it gets to bad, so lets all just follow the rules and try to keep it open.

in respponse to the first question:
I would have to say #1


would you rather be eaten alive, or burned to death

Oh I'll play why not.

Eaten Alive.

Would you rather be shot with a bullet or with an arrow? What if the arrow had broadheads?

 

[dain bramage]

bullet, but depending on where the shot is.

Would you rather have relations with a dog, or have a dog have relations with you? (if ya catch my drift)

 

[Thunderbird91]

dog have relations with you i guess. I dont know haha.

would you rather... never listen to music again (that includes playing) or be paralysed?

 

[dain bramage]

dog have relations with you i guess. I dont know haha.

would you rather... never listen to music again (that includes playing) or be paralysed?

be paralyzed. But dude, by the dog having relations with you, that means the dog is uh, you know, "penetrating" you.

Kick a baby in the face or punch a baby in the face??

This one can't come out good.

 

[Thunderbird91]

oh man. wow. neither. grossssssssssssss

 

[Poop-Loops]

Can I say "Both"?

Would you rather eat 10 habanero pepers or give up playing bass?

EDIT: No water, either. So it has to go dry.

 

[Kibuddy]

I thought these threads are supposed to be more humorous than morbid?


10 habanero peppers, for sure.


Slide down a railing made of razor blades, or pour capsaicin on your eyes?


Edit: Typo.

 

[dain bramage]

What's capsaican?

 

[WillPlay4Food]

What's capsaican?

The hot part of hot peppers. This is the main ingredient in pepper spray.

 

[WillPlay4Food]

I thought these threads are supposed to be more humorous than morbid?


10 habanero peppers, for sure.


Slide down a railing made of razor blades, or pour capsaicin on your eyes?


Edit: Typo.

I sprayed someone else's eyes with capsaicin and while the onset was startlingly fast I'd still take that over sliding down a railing made of razor blades.


Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

 

[AuG]

Leg. I can still play bass.....


would you rather have a chicken pot pie or swedish meatballs?

(I'm trying to decide what to eat here)

 

[dain bramage]

I sprayed someone else's eyes with capsaicin and while the onset was startlingly fast I'd still take that over sliding down a railing made of razor blades.


Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

an arm I guess... I could still play somehow! Lol a local thrash metal band's lead guitarist only has one arm.

 

[freeslicefattyj]

Chicken pot pie without a doubt. Unless you found a way to get a flaky, delicious crust with your meatballs. Would you rather be forced to be lectured by Tom Cruise for an hour or Michael Moore?

 

[Thunderbird91]

michael moore. no doubt. In fact i'd love that.

edit: whoops. whould you rather never have to shave again or never have to go to the bathroom again?