Would you Rather?

[DRafalske]

Half fish on top. Don't want it to be too funky downstairs during relations.

Who would you prefer to have living in your attic?
1) Your in-laws
2) a poltergeist

 

[tastybasslines]

Half fish on top. Don't want it to be too funky downstairs during relations.

Who would you prefer to have living in your attic?
1) Your in-laws
2) a poltergeist

in laws, as long as they dont come downstairs

 

[SamanthaCay]

Would you rather spend a day with usernameN/A or spend a week in DBOT?

 

[GeneralElectric]

10 years in DBOT.

Have 20 children or have a vasectomy?

 

[theory028]

I'd take a vasectomy. I want kids but that is way too many to handle.

Would you rather go hunting or go fishing?

 

[tastybasslines]

I'd take a vasectomy. I want kids but that is way too many to handle.

Would you rather go hunting or go fishing?

Fishing.

My dad told me orgasms are better post snip anyway.

Would you rather have your penis light up like ET's finger at random times 8 times thoughout the day or fart with a mild to medium odor every half hour?

 

[bassteban]

Fishing.

My dad told me orgasms are better post snip anyway.

Would you rather have your penis light up like ET's finger at random times 8 times thoughout the day or fart with a mild to medium odor every half hour?

BOTH!

 

[GeneralElectric]

BOTH!

That'd really be an improvement on the current gas situation.

 

[pie_man_25]

Fishing.

My dad told me orgasms are better post snip anyway.

Would you rather have your penis light up like ET's finger at random times 8 times thoughout the day or fart with a mild to medium odor every half hour?

I'd rather my bro down low glow eight times a day, at least no one but me needs to see it, unless I unzip, and I could win a lot of bets with it.

Would you rather watch an hour of hardcore porn starring rosie o'donnell, or watch an hour of hardcore porn staring obvious traps?

 

[Pollinator95]

We'll see how long this thread lasts.

Almost five years?
And probably Rosie O´Donnell *shudder*.
Would you rather shve your privates with lemon-juice aftershave, or with a blunted blade?

 

[Jimbob Jones]

Lemon juice; if you do it right it'll only sting for a few seconds. Blunt blades lead to copius bleeding and permanent scars.

I don't know this from experience what are you talking about

Would you rather sneeze every time someone says 'maybe', or fart every time someone says 'nearly'?

 

[Big_Daddy]

I'm leaning towards sneezing. If you bring a nice lady out to dinner, and fart every two minutes, she's not going to be very impressed. If you had to explain the situation for her, she'd probably be more sympathetic and more understanding towards the sneezing.

However, I'd have to look into the side effects of sneezing that often, too.

But, nobody ever said how loud you have to fart, and I've got my long-term girlfriend, so it's not like a new relationship where first impressions are everything, so I'ma going to go with farting.


...Would you rather spend a romantic evening with Kathy Grifin or Amy Winehouse?

 

[GeneralElectric]

I'd rather my bro down low glow eight times a day, at least no one but me needs to see it, unless I unzip, and I could win a lot of bets with it.

You don't plan on having a girlfriend? At least when he lights up light ET he can read himself a book.

 

[GeneralElectric]

...Would you rather spend a romantic evening with Kathy Grifin or Amy Winehouse?

Kathy Griffin. She's honestly doesn't have a bad body and looks to be STD free.

Cannibalize your family to stave off starvation...

or...

Get eaten alive by your parents. Slowly.

 

[capnjim]

mmmmmmmmm....Rosie O'donnel!!
Would you rather make out with your gramma for 15 minutes with lots of tongue or eat a bowl of dog poop.

 

[pie_man_25]

You don't plan on having a girlfriend? At least when he lights up light ET he can read himself a book.

I already have one, although like I said, I could probably win some bets. Also, I think I'd be able to impress some women with that ability.

 

[FBS1996]

mmmmmmmmm....Rosie O'donnel!!
Would you rather make out with your gramma for 15 minutes with lots of tongue or eat a bowl of dog poop.

1st one (sorry grandma)

Would you rather papercut your urethra (cringe) or destroy ALL of your musical equipment (basses, amps, guitars, drum kits etc.)

 

[pie_man_25]

1st one (sorry grandma)

Would you rather papercut your urethra (cringe) or destroy ALL of your musical equipment (basses, amps, guitars, drum kits etc.)

The papercut, it'll heal.

Would you rather live the rest of your life with a job you can't stand, or a spouse you can't stand (and the hypothetical inability to change either)?

 

[SamanthaCay]

1st one (sorry grandma)

Would you rather papercut your urethra (cringe) or destroy ALL of your musical equipment (basses, amps, guitars, drum kits etc.)

That's easy, I'd go with papercut.
Would you rather have a romantic night on the town with Ron Jeremy or Phalex (corn cob included)?

EDIT: I'd go with the job.

 

[Jimbob Jones]

Phalex. The evening is marginally less likely to end in a close encounter with almost a foot of raw masculinity.

Would you rather get the 'sex talk' off your parents every day for the rest of your life, or have to cross your legs every single time you sit or lie down? (think about it)