Wow! It's a caption contest!

[mike_v_s]

Before taking up a life of intergalactic crime, Jabba the Hut was known as Jabba "The Skins" the Hut.

Mike

 

[DigMe]

I have the perfect caption for that pic. Here it is:

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brad cook

 

[Dan1099]

"How Mark Latimour Lost all that Weight."

 

[The Mock Turtle Regulator]

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original White Stripes drummer revealed-
music press baffled as to why Jack White fired him.

 

[The Mock Turtle Regulator]

ps.

or,

if only there was a miracle cure for Meg White's drumming as well as her weight problem...

 

[plexibass]

"i want my babyback babyback babyback ribs"
or
"DRUMSTICKS.........oh i thought we were talking about a turkey."

 

[Figjam]

I thought plain old TIMMYY!!! was funniest..followed by the rosie odonnel one

 

[SuperDuperStar]

bad taste? maybe.....me thinks........possibly.........

 

[Roundwound]

"Introducing the new and deluxe Taser Throne! Guaranteed to jumpstart your playing while in bed of comfort! (Available in classic style only.)"

 

[geshel]

Find a caption for this pic:

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Randall played, and played. He played until the drumsticks glowed a hellish orange from the insane friction; the heat and incessant rubbing began languidly stripping the flesh of his hands from the sinew and bone to which it was moored. And yet he played. He knew that, should he cease, such horrors yet unimaginable to a child of his age would be inflicted upon him; or rather, that is to say, these horrors would consume him inwardly, one molecule at a time, slowly succumbing to the undertow of pure evil which was at that very moment coursing through him and into that lightless, horrible place from which the throbbing, paisley ur-beast behind him had come.

 

[Figjam]

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"